- Fontaine: We got a satellite system that can zero in on an ant taking a shit on a piece o' cotton in a basement in Queens. But the system ain't sharp enough to find a 7-foot Saudi man draggin' a dialysis maching behind him!
- Fontaine: If your that concerned about gay people getting married, don't marry one! Why do you care?, they ain't inviting you to the wedding, leave 'em alone.