She's the Man (2006)
Clifton MaCabe Murray: Andrew
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Quotes
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Viola : [as Sebastian] Hey. HEY! What up? You must be my room-mates.
Duke : [laughs]
[Viola clears throat]
Duke : What-what's your name?
Viola : Sebastian Hastings.
Duke : Duke Orsino.
Viola : [grunts]
Duke : Um, ok, ok, ok, ok! Um, this is Andrew and Toby. They live next door.
Andrew : Yeah, freshman dorms thattaway, twiglet.
Toby : Seriously, how old are you?
Viola : I skipped a couple of grades. I'm brilliant, shh! Anyway, you know when our soccer try-outs start?
Duke : Noon. You play?
Viola : Absolutely. Centre-forward. You know it, bra. So, uh, you play the beautiful sport, bro? Brothers? Brethren?
Duke : Yeah, I'm a striker. Andrew and Toby are half-backs.
Viola : Schveet!
Duke : Ok, w-why do you have tampons in your boot?
Viola : Um, I get really bad nose bleeds?
Andrew : So you stick 'em up your nose?
Viola : Yeah! What, you've, you've never done that?
[Boys shake head]
Viola : Oh my! Beckhem does it all the time.
Duke : Serious?
Viola : Yes. Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off and whatever that is, and, and you stick it right in. It absorbs right up!
Duke : That's disgusting!
Andrew : Oh my god! You're room-mates a freak!
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Andrew : Freshman dorm's that-a-way, twiglet.
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Andrew : Yea, she gives great nods.
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Andrew : [to Duke] Some guys just walk in the light you know.
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[as Sebastian, Viola enters Cesarios searching for Duke, Andrew and Toby]
Duke : Man. Look who's here.
[ducks down]
Duke : Don't look at him. Maybe he won't see us. Spread out so that it looks like we got no room.
[Toby spreads out]
Viola : What's up?
Paul : [into his phone] Go, Kia.
[Kia struts into Cesarios up to Viola/Sebastian]
Kia : Hey, Sebastian.
Viola : Kia. Hey, girl. How you doing, baby?
Kia : Not the same without you.
Viola : You know how it is. New school, new babe pool.
[Duke and Andrew look at each other, confused]
Kia : I miss you, Sebastian. I've been thinking about you a lot. Especially at night.
Viola : Sweet.
Kia : And late.
Toby : Okay. Did she just say that to Sebastian?
Duke : What just happened?