- Captain Bergin: Nail it! Shoot that overgrown pigeon!
- Prof. Michael Lovecraft: That might not be a good idea.
- Captain Bergin: Why not?
- Prof. Michael Lovecraft: It's like chumming blood for sharks; it could start some kind of feeding frenzy.
- Captain Bergin: I'm not going to allow them to continue to make us entrées for some forest buffet. They got to learn is when they bite, we bite back.
- Captain Bergin: Perhaps you should have thought of that before ignoring State Department warnings about traveling to the Turkish-Armenian border, sir.