Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

Mark Webber: Stephen Stills

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Quotes 

• Todd Ingram : Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

  Scott Pilgrim : What?

  Todd Ingram : Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.

  Scott Pilgrim : So, what's on Monday?

  Todd Ingram : 'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"

  Envy Adams : Basically, you can't win this fight, so you better give up on this girl, 'cause Todd's gonna kill you.

  Scott Pilgrim : You used to be so nice!

  [Runs towards Todd Ingram, who holds his hand up and lifts him a foot into the air with his mind powers, then hurls him through a brick wall] 

  Stephen Stills : Um, Scott, we're gonna go to Pizza-pizza for a slice, call us when you're done...

  [He and Kim walk off] 

  Envy Adams : Oh, he'll be done, real soon...

  Todd Ingram : [a long bass note is played from the hole]  Sounds like someone wants to get... funky.

• Knives Chau : Hey Scott!

  Scott Pilgrim : What the hell...

  Ramona V. Flowers : Who is that girl again?

  Stephen Stills : Scott dated her.

  Scott Pilgrim : Briefly.

  Ramona V. Flowers : How old is she?

  Scott Pilgrim : Uhhhhhhhh...

  [the camera goes into his head. We see a wheel listing various thoughts. The arrow gets stuck between "I gotta pee" and "Who, her?"] 

  Scott Pilgrim : I gotta pee on her!... I mean, I gotta pee. Pee time.

• Stephen Stills : I have distressing news.

  Kim Pine : Is the news that we suck, because I really don't think I can take it.

• Stephen Stills : If we win, it won't just be Knives wearing Sex Bom-Omb shirts. It'll be the cool kids, too.

• Stephen Stills : Level with me... did we suck?

  Ramona V. Flowers : I don't know... did you?

  [walks away] 

  Stephen Stills : ...she has to go. She knows we suck.

• Stephen Stills : Oh god!... oh man! This is a nightmare! Is this a nightmare? Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up...!

  Scott Pilgrim : It's just nerves!

  Kim Pine : Once we're on stage, you'll be fine.

  Stephen Stills : We were just on stage for sound check, and the sound guy hated us!

• Stephen Stills : [as a 1UP appears in front of Scott]  What are you doing?

  Scott Pilgrim : Getting a life.

  [grabs 1UP] 

• Julie Powers : Scott, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona. Even if you haven't had a real girlfriend in over a year...

  Stephen Stills : Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Scott's mourning period is officially over. He's totally dating a high-schooler.

  Julie Powers : Dating a high-schooler is the mourning period.

• Stephen Stills : Is she gonna geek out on us?

  Scott Pilgrim : She'll just sit in the corner, man.

  Stephen Stills : I mean, I want her to geek out on us.

  Scott Pilgrim : She'll geek. She geeks. She has the capacity to geek.

• Stephen Stills : I always wondered, how does not eating dairy products give you psychic powers?

  Todd Ingram : Okay. You know how you only use 10% of your brain? That's because the other 90% is filled with curds and whey.

  Kim Pine : Did you learn that at Vegan Academy?

• Stephen Stills : We'd understand if you didn't want to take part.

  Scott Pilgrim : Not only do I want to take part, I want to take them apart.

• Stephen Stills : Cool bands never go to their own after-parties. Just the desperate people trying to rub elbows with the label guys.