Kung Fu Panda (2008)

David Cross: Crane

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• Tigress : One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.

  Crane : Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.

  Monkey : Or even see his toes.

• Po : [dazed]  What are you pointing at? Oh! Okay. Sorry, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.

  Oogway : How interesting.

  Tigress : Master, are you pointing at... me?

  Oogway : Him.

  Po : Who?

  [Moves around, Oogway's finger follows him] 

  Oogway : You.

  Po : What?

  Oogway : [Raising Po's arm with his stick]  The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!

  Po : What?

  Tigress , Crane , Monkey , Mantis , Viper : What?

  Shifu : WHAT?

  Mr. Ping : WHAT?

• Crane : Look, you don't belong here.

  Po : Yeah. Yeah. I know. It's just... All my life I have dreamed of...

  Crane : I mean you don't belong here, in this room. This is my room. Property of Crane.

• Po : Good morning, Master! I just thought I'd warm up a little.

  [He tries to lift one leg, but fails] 

  Shifu : You're stuck.

  Po : Stuck? Wha? Pfft... stuck... does this look stuck to you... Yeah, I'm stuck

  Shifu : [to Crane]  Help him.

  Crane : Oh, dear.

  [Crane approcaches, gingerly grabs Po's waistband and attempts to pull him up by flapping his wings] 

  Po : Maybe on three. One. Two...

  [Crane pulls him up and Po flops onto his back] 

  Po : [Gets to his feet]  Thank you.

  Crane : Don't mention it.

  Po : No, really, I appreciate...

  Crane : *Ever.*

• Mantis : There's no words.

  Crane : Not denying it.

  Viper : I don't understand what Master Oogway was thinking. The poor guy's just gonna get himself killed.

  Crane : [mocking Po's lack of skills; sarcastically]  He is *so* mighty! The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire!

  Mantis : When he walks, the very ground shakes.

• Po : [making dinner for The Furious Five]  So, I'm like "Fine. You may be a wolf. You may be the scariest bandit in the Hajin Province, but you're a lousy tipper!"

  Crane : Really, so how'd you get out of there alive?

  Po : I mean, I didn't actually say that, but I thought it... in... in my mind. If he could read my mind, he would've been like "What?" Order up!

  [passes out bowls of soup to four of the Five] 

  Po : Hope you like it.

  Mantis : This is really good!

  Po : Nah, c'mon, you should try my dad's secret ingredient soup. He actually knows the secret ingredient.

  Viper : What are you talking about? This is amazing!

  Crane : Wow, you're a really good cook!

  Mantis : I wish my mouth was bigger!

• Po : Okay. Right, right. So, yeah, you wanna get to sleep and I'm keeping you up. We get big things tomorrow. All right. You are awesome. Last thing I wanna say. Bye-bye.

  [He leaves, but remains outside the door, making Crane sigh in annoyance] 

  Crane : Oy.

  Po : [peeks his head in]  What was that?

  Crane : I didn't say anything.

  Po : Okay. All right. Good night. Sleep well.

  [Po closes the door and Crane puts his foot on his head] 

  Po : That seemed a bit awkward.

• [Trying to get to his room without waking anyone, Po tiptoes through the hallway, only to trip and walk into Crane's room] 

  Po : Hi, you're, uh, you're up.

  Crane : Am now.

  Po : I was just--some day, huh? That Kung Fu stuff is hard work, right? Ur biceps sore?

  Crane : [looks at his arms awkwardly]  Uh, I've had a long and rather disappointing day. So, yeah. I should probably get to sleep now.

  Po : Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

  Crane : OK, thanks.

  Po : It's just-- Man, I'm such a big fan! You guys were totally amazing at the Battle of the Weeping River. Outnumbered a thousand and one, but you didn't stop. And you just--

  [He tries Kung Fu, only to accidentally kick a hole in the wall, leading to Monkey's room; Po peaks into the hole to see Monkey, who is now glaring at him] 

  Po : Oh, sorry about that.