Kaamelott (2004–2009)
Franck Pitiot: Perceval, chevalier du Pays de Galles, Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles, Perceval, Perceval - Chevalier du Pays de Galles, Perceval, chevalier de Galles, Perceval, chevalier de Vannes, Perceval, du chevalier de Galles, Perceval de Galles
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Père Blaise : Ok, this is how it sounds "Chevaliers Perceval and Karadoc boldy boarded the boat, slew the giant serpent and were welcomed back to the village as heroes". How's that?
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : Good.
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : Except we didn't get on a boat.
Père Blaise : What then?
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : Nothing. We were at the edge of the lake. I just took off my boots.
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : We had water up to our knees.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : And the giant serpent attacked you at the edge of the lake.
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : Yes.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : In that much
[about three feet]
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : water.
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : Yes.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : How big was this giant serpent?
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : About this long
[about two feet]
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : .
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : So basically you caught an eel.
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : It's the smallest ones you have to watch out for.
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : They're fast.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : The villagers welcomed you back as heros?
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : They're overrun by eels. Catching one does them a favour.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : You're not fish wardens!
Père Blaise : So will you be going back?
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : It's a long way.
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : 40 days to get there.
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : The same to get back.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : The time you were away three months it was that?
Père Blaise : I don't know how I'm gonna make this sound good.
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Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : This table, it's called the "table of the cavaliers".
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : There was a guy who called it the "table of the two idiots" but I don't think he recognised us.
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Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : Sire, the reason we've summoned you here -
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : Excuse me? You think you can summon me? I'm here because I choose to be.
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Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : And beware - in hierarchy, knights are above druids !
Merlin, enchanteur : No.
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : What, no?
Merlin, enchanteur : Druids are above knights...
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : Really? And if I ask you "please"?
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Arthur, roi de Bretagne : [to Guethenoc] I've never even spoken to your daughter!
Madenn : Yes, you did at that village dance. You plucked a ladybird from my hair and asked if it was my sister.
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : Yeah!
Lancelot : That's romantic!
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Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : My little nephew's a coppersmith. He can make me about 30 grails a day.
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Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : Ah, this inn's the best place to be.
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : [to the hooded figure at the table] Hey, there's a free table over there you know.
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : [the figure lowers his hood - it's Arthur] Sire! What are you doing here?
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : And you, you bunch of idiots?
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Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : [Lancelot has just returned from a meeting with the King and Père Blaise to assess his heroic activities during the past week] How did it go?
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : Are they happy?
Lancelot : I didn't have much this week. I saved an old man and his two sons from a forest fire.
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : And the King wasn't impressed?
Lancelot : He's used to better from me.
Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes : Well that's all right, he's used to nothing at all from us.
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Angharad, Guenièvre's maid : What would I be without you ? A miserable wretch...
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : Yes, indeed!
Angharad, Guenièvre's maid : You know, I don't cling to you because I am desperate. I'd like to ask you something. It may sound a bit daring but I must know.
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : Go on...
Angharad, Guenièvre's maid : I'd like to be certain that you feel the same than I do. Lord Perceval, do you, like me, live a romance?
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : I don't know that word!
Angharad, Guenièvre's maid : Do you mean that our feelings diverge?
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : Yes, indeed!
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Arthur, roi de Bretagne : You're not going to play it during the meeting are you?
Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles : Lord Dagonet brought it back from Judea. He says it's typical.
Arthur, roi de Bretagne : It's the round table, not a craft fair.