Clerks: The Lost Scene (2004 Video)
Brian O'Halloran: Dante Hicks
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Quotes
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Alyssa Jones : [upon seeing Randal] WHY did you have to bring him along?
Dante Hicks : He insisted on coming. He said he wasn't going to miss what was probably going to be the social event of the season.
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[the keys to Dante's car and the Quick stop have accidentally ended up near Julie's crotch]
Dante Hicks : Quick. Go down there and get them.
Randall Graves : No way. I'm not reaching into that terminal vagina.
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[upon learning that Caitlin had told everyone about Sang except him]
Dante Hicks : Damn Caitlin and her secrets.
[Caitlin and Alyssa once had a lesbian tryst]
Alyssa Jones : Oh, Dante. You have no idea.
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Dante Hicks : If anyone ever asks, I wanna be laid out in a suit...
Randall Graves : If anyone ever asks me I'm tellin' them you wanna be laid out in a belly blast!
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[first lines]
Randall Graves : You know what I can't wait to get ahold of? Those death cards they give out here. You ever see 'em?
Dante Hicks : Would you lower your voice? People are mourning here.
Randall Graves : Holy shit! There they are, come on.
Dante Hicks : Fine. Just whatever you do, don't embarass me.
Randall Graves : If you're not already embarassed by your own sad fucking existence, then I assure you, nothing I can ever do or say is going to make you blush.
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Dante Hicks : When we get up there, I'm going right to the coffin.
Randall Graves : You're supposed to express regret to the family first.
Dante Hicks : Yeah, well, I don't think her parents need to see me right now.
Randall Graves : What are you talking about?
Dante Hicks : They caught Julie and I together once.
Randall Graves : Get outta here!
Dante Hicks : Lower your voice!
Randall Graves : They caught you fucking Julie?
Dante Hicks : Worse.
Randall Graves : Worse than fucking?
Dante Hicks : Something no parent wants to see their child engaged in.
Randall Graves : Butt-fucking?
Dante Hicks : Would you please shut up?
