Just Friends (I) (2005)

Fred Ewanuick: Clark

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Quotes 

• Chris : I can't compete with this guy!

  Clark : You can't compete? Are you kidding? You're Chris Brander. You're Hollywood, you date models! He's Jersey, he skis in his jeans. It's Dinkleman. It's Dusty Dinkleman.

  Chris : Dinkleman?

  Clark : Dinkleman.

  Chris : Dinkleman?

  Clark : *Dinkleman.*

  Chris : Dinkleman.

  Clark : Dinkleman's going down.

  Chris : Dinkleman is going *way* down.

• Clark : We're married!

  Chris : Married?

  Samantha James : MARRIED!

  Darla : We have a son, his name is TJ!

  Samantha James : TJ!

• Clark : How'd the big date go?

  Chris : It was terrible. I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, okay? Then I get caught in a sort of kiss-hug limbo type thing. I don't know what that is, then I ended up *shaking* her entire body!

  Clark : So you gave her a body shake?

  Chris : Oh, God! I should've just kissed her! What am I doing?

  Clark : It looks like you picked up right where you left off. You're back in the friend zone.

• Chris : Look, I know you hate me, but I need to speak with Jamie... Where is she?

  Mr. Palamino : She's gone off with Mr. Lee.

  Clark : The drycleaner?

  Mr. Palamino : No, Dusty, you jackass!

• Clark : [Chris changes his mind about leaving New Jersey and grabs the wheel and runs the car into midair and back onto the highway]  This is a PONTIAC GRAND PRIX!

• [repeated line] 

  Clark : Chris Brander, ladies and gentleman!

• Clark : [Chris and Clark are discussing how Chris didn't have sex with Jamie the night before]  Are you guys on the same menstrual cycle yet, or what?