Just Friends (I) (2005)

Anna Faris: Samantha James

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Quotes 

• Samantha James : I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom. Was this one of your clever little plans?

  Chris : Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire.

• Samantha James : Do you really have my poster on your wall?

  Mike : Yeah.

  Samantha James : Do you ever...

  Mike : All the time!

  Samantha James : How many times a day?

  Mike : Eight.

  Samantha James : *Eight?* Ooh that's hot!

  Mike : You're hot.

  Samantha James : I know! I know.

• Samantha James : [singing on her guitar]  Forgiveness, is more than saying sorry. To forgive is divine. So let's have a glass of wine. And have make-up sex until the end of time, time, time, time, timmmmmmeee! Time.

• Samantha James : God, I wanna lick your skin off!

  Chris : I'd prefer you didn't.

• Mike : [Speaking to Chris about Samantha]  It's OK. She's got her toothpaste.

  Samantha James : [eating the toothpaste]  Blueberry.

• Samantha James : You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father only you and I get to "mreow" and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up.

• Mike : [Samantha has found out that Chris is seeing someone else]  The jig is up! Run!

  Samantha James : You son of a bitch!

  Chris : Samantha! You're here! Shit!

  Samantha James : There she is. There's the little slut you've been banging behind my back!

  Old Woman : Me?

  Samantha James : Not you, wrinkles.

  [Points at Jamie] 

  Samantha James : Her!

  Jamie Palamino : Who are you?

  Samantha James : I'm Samantha James, bitch!

  [Shoves Jamie] 

  Jamie Palamino : Don't shove me!

  [Shoves Samantha back] 

  Samantha James : You're a whore! Santa's little whore! Santa's little whore!

  Jamie Palamino : Get off!

  Mike : [In an excited, high pitched voice]  Cat fight!

• Samantha James : [in a crowded bar, Chris is talking with Jamie, while Samantha is waiting for him at the door]  Chris! Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris...

  Chris : I'm busy!

  Samantha James : I'm busy too, stupid dick!

• Clark : We're married!

  Chris : Married?

  Samantha James : MARRIED!

  Darla : We have a son, his name is TJ!

  Samantha James : TJ!

• Samantha James : [hiding under huge earmuffs ,saying hi... hi... hi... hi...]  Chris, let's get it to go people are staring at me.

  [Not one person in the restaurant is looking at her] 

• Samantha James : Wait a minute, am I being Punk'D? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?

• Samantha James : Let's go Chris, there's pee on the floor.

  [Samantha looks at Jamie and hisses at her] 

• Samantha James : It's all right, I like other girls. Darla!

• Samantha James : [Chris is wrestling Samantha to make her stop using her taser gun on him]  Oooohhh yes! Go-Time!

  Chris : Hey! Hey! It's not Go-Time! This isn't how it works Samantha! You can't force or... or torture someone into liking you!

  Samantha James : [Rolls her eyes]  Oooh, the big speech!

  Chris : No! You just have to put yourself out there and hope that they like you back! This isn't a game! This is my LIFE!

  Samantha James : Oh yeah! This is MY life! Okay? I'm sorry I'm not the most boring person ever! Okay? I'm sorry I'm not poor! I'm sorry I...

  [Chris starts walking out] 

  Samantha James : ... I'm sorry I don't have a fat ass! I'm sorry I'm not... Hey! Where you going?

• Samantha James : But I'm not ready for a gig.

  Chris : Of course you are.

  Samantha James : No... no. No! This is a bad idea Chris!

  Chris : God I am so stupid!

  Samantha James : No you aren't baby.

  Chris : Here I am trying to make you into an artist when you're just a pop bubblegum sensation. But that's okay. Paris, here we come.

  Samantha James : But I am an artist... I am an artist... Hey! I am an artist!

  Chris : Good. You ready to do this?

  Samantha James : I was born ready bitch.

• Samantha James : [on voicemail]  Hey Chris, it's Samantha. I talked to my sponsor and I owe you an apology.

  [phone beeps] 

  Samantha James : It's Samantha. Call me!

  [phone beeps] 

  Samantha James : It's Samantha!

  Chris' Mom : [phone beeps]  Hello Joyce? Joyce?

• Samantha James : [Samantha shoves Mike against the bathroom wall]  Where's Chris!

  Mike : I'll never tell you anything!

  Samantha James : Oh yeah?

  [Passionately tongue kisses Mike] 

  Mike : Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh! Oh!

  Samantha James : Ahhhhhh...

  [Backs away] 

  Mike : He's with his lover!

• Samantha James : Whoopsie! I'm naked.

• Samantha James : Get off me, God Boy!

• Mike : Samantha James, it is an honor. I have your poster on my wall, but you are so much hotter in person.

  Samantha James : [coyly]  I know!