Role Models (2008) Poster

(2008)

Jane Lynch: Sweeny

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Quotes 

  • Gayle Sweeny : You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine.

    Wheeler : What did you have for dinner?

    Danny : Was it cocaine?

  • Gayle Sweeny : Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.

  • Gayle Sweeny : [Appropriately hugging Martin]  *This* is a perfectly acceptable hug between a little and a big.

    [Hugging him from behind] 

    Gayle Sweeny : *This* is not.

    Wheeler : Well, obviously we're not supposed to buttfuck these kids.

  • Gayle Sweeny : Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit?

    Wheeler : In what way are we full of shit?

    Danny : Which one of us has the Ph.D?

  • Gayle Sweeny : I know why you are here, so don't BS a BSer, Ok? Your "Presence" here, court ordered.

    Danny : Why did you put presence in quotes? Are you implying that we aren't here?

  • Gayle Sweeny : I'm not here to service you, I'm here to service these young boys.

  • Gayle Sweeny : Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?

    Ronnie Shields : Hell, no!

  • Ronnie Shields : I don't wanna take my pants off.

    Wheeler : What? Whoa... Whoa.

    Gayle Sweeny : Alright Ronnie, that's enough.

    Ronnie Shields : Bitch tried to grab my joint.

    Gayle Sweeny : Language, Ronnie.

    Ronnie Shields : My language is English, and this mother fucker tried to grab on my hangdown.

    Wheeler : I got my own hangdown to touch, kid

    Ronnie Shields : Honky ass wanted a handful of my balls.

    Wheeler : Honky... that's racist.

  • Gayle Sweeny : You're standing over there, and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up!

  • Gayle Sweeny : Why don't you lay out two lines of your selfishness, which is your blow, draw the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!

  • Gayle Sweeny : Oh, and F.Y.I., you're playing on this girl's court now, okay? So you're playing by her rules.

    Wheeler : Are you the coach?

    Gayle Sweeny : I am the coach. I'm the coach and I'm the point guard, I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard. I'm the entire organization.

  • [Last Line] 

    Gayle Sweeny : [Playing with a hot dog]  Put it back it.

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