Stuart Wolfenden: Tony
Quotes
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Bouncer : Empty your pockets please, sir
[Max empties pockets onto desk]
Bouncer : Afro comb!
Max : [turns to Paddy] You never know! You never know!
Bouncer : Pound-coin holder! Empty! One key attached to one keyring
[reads from keyring]
Bouncer : "I've stroked a beaver at Drayton Manor"! Have you now?
[Max nods]
Bouncer : sign here please!
Max : [signs document] What do i do now?
Bouncer : just through there please, sir
[Max leaves making Paddy first in line]
Bouncer : Name?
Paddy : Patrick O'Shay!
Bouncer : Empty your pockets please, sir
[Paddy empties pockets onto desk]
Bouncer : one pornographic magazine, the Finger Club! One pack of condoms, ripped for the lady's pleasure. Flavour: Biscuit.
