Shameless (TV Series)
Christmas in Chatsworth (2004)
Dean Lennox Kelly: Kev
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Quotes
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Carl : [Carl is drunk and staggering around the kitchen having a go at everyone] Same goes for you.
Veronica : Me!
Carl : Yeah, you!
Veronica : Oh yeah.
Carl : I don't like your bathroom!
Veronica : [Veronica grabs carl by the chin] well stay out of it then smelly arse!
Kev : Aw, leave him alone he's tanked.
Ian : Who let him get like that?
Lip : [points to Veronica] She did.
Veronica : We're just celebrating the fact that you're not dead Ian!
[he had a bad case of food poisoning]
Lip : [hands a glass of milk to Carl] Come on Carl, drink this.
Carl : [to Kash] And you, you robbing bastard!
Ian : Carl, cut it out.
Carl : How much are your Twix meant to be?
Kash : 49p
Carl : So, how much are a quarter of midgie demmers meant to be?
Kash : 28p.
Carl : Yeah, so how much is it meant to come to then, you robbing bastard!
Ian : Carl, I'm warning you.
Kash : 77p!
Carl : No, it's not, it's 77!
Kash : Yeah! I said 77p!
Carl : Did ya, OK, sorry, sorry, Kash, I love your shop and your daughter is a stunner.
[Kash has a vision of Carl marrying his daughter and gets a look of horror on his face]