Desperate Housewives (TV Series 2004–2012) Poster

(2004–2012)

Felicity Huffman: Lynette Scavo

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Quotes 

  • Edie : I don't trust friendly women.

    Lynette : That's ok, they don't trust you either.

  • Tom : I love you because you did the right thing, and I admire your bravery.

    Lynette : And I love you because you find ways to compliment me when you could just say, "I told you so."

    [They kiss, then Tom says something in sign language] 

    Lynette : You just signed "I told you so", didn't you?

    Tom : You'll never prove it.

  • Bree : How could we have all forgotten about this?

    Lynette : We didn't exactly forget. It's just usually when the hostess dies, the party is off.

  • Nora Huntington : You think I'm crazy.

    Lynette Scavo : No! You're... colorful. Colorful in a way that might respond to medication.

  • Lynette : Do you know what psychological warfare is?

    [shakes his head] 

    Porter Scavo : No?

    Lynette : Too bad for you.

  • Lynette : Hi. My baby-sitter cancelled.

    Bree : I've got millions of errands to run so...

    Lynette : Please hear me out, this is important. Today I have a chance to join the human race for a few hours - there are actual adults waiting for me with margaritas. Look, I'm in a dress, I have make-up on.

    Bree : If it were any other day?

    Lynette : Oh, for God's sake, Bree, I'm wearing pantyhose.

  • [about the kids] 

    Lynette : Why don't I just put them back in me and cook 'em until they're civilized?

    Tom : You'd be cool with that?

  • Lynette Scavo : My favorite game is counting all the things I'm dying to say to you, but I don't! Like... "pipe down, you annoying nutjob!" I could NEVER say that.

  • Tom : Forget I said it.

    Lynette : It's too late, you just said it.

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