Blue Collar TV (2004–2006)
Bill Engvall: Various
Quotes
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Bill Engvall : I believe... Angelina Jolie thinks about me as much as I do about her.
Jeff Foxworthy : But I believe she doesn't on a hotel bed with a towel and a bottle of lotion.
Bill Engvall : Well, I believe I'm not telling any more secrets.
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Coach Davis : The frickin' ball sits on a tee!
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Jeff Foxworthy : [the Redneck dictionary scene for the word, mask. Jeff grabs Bill's shirt collar] M'ask you one more time. Think I can win the costume contest?
Bill Engvall : Yeah, yeah! First place, you psycho!
Jeff Foxworthy : M'ask you one more thing. Does this make my butt look fat?
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Jeff Foxworthy : I believe that no matter what anybody says, everybody pees in the pool.
Bill Engvall : Or in the shower.
Larry the Cable Guy : Or in the sink.
[Jeff and Bill give him weird looks]
Jeff Foxworthy : I believe... that's the last time I eat at your house.
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Bill Engvall : [the boys work at Benihana's] Okay, ya'll ready to eat?
Japanese man : [subtitled into English] No, we are waiting for a bus. Here's your sign.
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Tina Tackett : Every time, every single time I try bring my family and myself up out of the ditch you drag me back in!
Terry Tackett : Tina, we live in a ditch! My parents lived in a ditch! Your parents lived in a ditch! We are ditch people!
Uncle Lloyd Tackett : Amen, brother!
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Bill Engvall : [New Year's resolutions] I resolve to stop wearing women's underwear.
[Jeff moves away from him and next to Larry]
Larry the Cable Guy : I resolve to start wearing underwear.
[Jeff moves away from Larry]
