Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005 TV Movie)
Amy Spanger: Sally DeBains, Statue of Liberty
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Quotes
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Sally DeBains : So, how tall are you, Jimmy?
Jimmy : Five feet, nine inches.
Sally DeBains : Let's forget the five feet and concentrate on the nine inches.
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Sally DeBains : Yes, I'm waiting for your business in this carnal carnivale. Take a one-way ticket to the Bacchanal. So come on Jimmy, come on give me, *reefer love*!
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Ralph Wiley : [shouting at the radio's report of Jimmy being executed] Shut up!
Mae Coleman : We can't just let Jimmy die.
Ralph Wiley : Shut up! Shut up!
Sally DeBains : Look, the kid's yesterday's headlines, and there's nothing we can do about it. When's Jack bringing some more boys home?
Ralph Wiley : [overturning the table] Shut up! Shut up!
Sally DeBains : You shut up! What're you? Nuts?
Ralph Wiley : [crazy look] I'm... *fine* Perfectly... in... control.
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Sally DeBains : Join the wonder dance. Lose the underpants!
Jimmy : No!
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Sally DeBains : What a night. I was in more laps than a napkin.
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Sally DeBains : Tonight you and me are gonna break out like the measles!
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[after selling her baby to a stereotypical Chinese man holding a pair of chopsticks]
Sally DeBains : You'll take good care of him, won't you? It's not true what they say about you people eating babies, is it?
Asian Guy : [aims chopsticks at the baby] Care to stay for... dinner?
[back in the classroom, everyone stares at the lone Asian lady, who slinks down in her seat]
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Sally DeBains : [leaving the scene of a car accident] I was never here.
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Jimmy Harper : [after eating a hashish brownie] This brownie is yummy! / It's the greatest brownie known to man! / It's chewy, it's nutty, this brownie's really good! / Don't offer me a macaroon. / My brownie suits me fine! / There's frosting on the top, and best of all it's mine!
Sally DeBains , Jack Stone , Ralph Wiley , Mae Coleman : Eat the brownie! Eat the brownie! Eat the brownie! Eat the brownie!
Jack Stone : Let's go home!
Jimmy Harper : Okay. / I shimmer electric! / I'm a one-man marching brownie band. / I love it! My brownie! / And my brownie loves me, too! / It's smooth, it's sweet, it's chocolaty. / It forms a perfect square. / And the bestest part of all, is I don't have to share.
Sally DeBains , Jack Stone , Ralph Wiley , Mae Coleman : He doesn't have to share!
Jimmy Harper : And the bestest part of all is I don't have to share!
Ralph Wiley : Eat the brownie!
Sally DeBains : Eat the brownie!
Jack Stone : Eat the brownie!
Mae Coleman : Eat the brownie!
Sally DeBains , Jack Stone , Ralph Wiley , Jimmy Harper , Mae Coleman : Yeah!
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Zombies : [singing] Open the gate and abandon hope! / We're the ghosts of the kids that got hooked on dope!
Ralph Wiley : Way down where it's hot / They are saving us a spot!
Zombies : You murdered us, Ralph! / Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em!
Ralph Wiley : Bad zombies! Shoo! Go away!
[runs inside and backs his imaginary pursuers off with a garden hoe]
Sally DeBains : He's losin' it, Jack!
Jack Stone : Gee, you don't suppose?
Mae Coleman : He's liable to crack and spill all he knows!
Sally DeBains , Mae Coleman : He's really acting weird!
Jack Stone : Perhaps it's time he disappeared / He'd never be missed / I could murder him! Murder him! Murder him! Murder him!
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Sally DeBains : [chant] Come on, Jimmy, Come on, Jimmy, suck it down for Sally/Come on, Jimmy, come on, Jimmy, suck it down for Sally!
Jimmy : Umm... no thanks... I don't think I ought to
Sally DeBains : [chant] Come on, Jimmy, Come on, Jimmy, suck it down for Sally/Come on, Jimmy, come on, Jimmy, suck it down for Sally!
Jimmy : Um... I have to go now... thanks for having me...
Jack Stone : [chant on top of Sally] Take a toke of T-stick, Take a toke of T-stick/Take a toke of T-stick, take a toke of T-stick
Mae Coleman : [chant on top of the others] Smoke it, you make choke at first, but then the worst is over/Smoke it, you may choke at first, but then the worst is over!
Ralph Wiley : [chant on top of the others] Don't be a chicken!/Don't be a chicken!
Lecturer , Parents : [repeated on top of others] Don't, Jimmy! Don't do it! Don't be a fool!/Don't, Jimmy! Don't do it! Don't be a fool!
Sally DeBains , Jack Stone , Mae Coleman , Ralph Wiley , Lecturer , Parents : [All chants repeated several times until Jimmy takes a hit]
Lecturer , Parents : *NO*!
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Jimmy : Someone save me/There's no place to hide/From this salacious/Magic carpet ride!
Sally DeBains , Jack Stone , Mae Coleman , Ralph Wiley : Open up your mind!/Let your body soar!/Arms and legs entwined/Cry: More! More More!
Jack Stone , Ralph Wiley : If a year goes by, it might seem a day
Sally DeBains , Mae Coleman : If a day goes by, it could take a year
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Sally DeBains : Damn stairs...
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[repeated line]
Sally DeBains : Damn baby!
