Red vs. Blue (2003–2024)
Nathan Zellner: Andy The Bomb, The Alien, Aliens, Andy the Bomb, Andy, Resistance Sniper, Jones II, The Alien Baby
Quotes
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Tucker : [realizes that he has to go on a dangerous mission*] This is so dumb! I'm not doing this!
Church : Hey, newsflash: you don't have a choice. You're the one that picked up the sword and locked it to yourself!
Tucker : I know! And I'm so used to picking up things and not *letting* 'em get attached.
[brief pause*]
Tucker : I'm talkin' about women.
Church : I know, yes. I got it.
Tex : Don't worry, Tucker. We're not sending you alone.
Tucker : You're coming with me, Tex?
Tex : Me? Hell no! This is the first thing you wimps have done that actually sounds dangerous!
Tucker : Well, I'm not going with Church! That guy's a worse fighter than I am!
Church : Well, you're in luck then, because *I'm* not going either.
Tucker : What? Then who?
[he and Caboose quickly look at each other*]
Tucker : No fucking way! I'm not going with him!
Caboose : Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I hope we meet a cleric along the way! None of us knows how to heal.
[the Alien speaks*]
Andy The Bomb : He says he's a healer.
Caboose : Oh, good.
Andy The Bomb : [chuckles*] Not really. They *eat* their wounded.
[chuckles again*]
Caboose : Just like chiropractors!
Tucker : This is a joke, right? You're sending Caboose? What's wrong with you?
Church : What's wrong with me? I saw a chance to get rid of Caboose and I took it! There's nothing wrong with me!
Caboose : Ok! So, um... Tucker is the fighter, uh... Crunch-bite is the healer... and I am the powerful... and intelligent... wizard... Morphu-max...
Andy The Bomb : What the hell does that make me?
Caboose : You're the good-looking and stealthy archer.
Andy The Bomb : A bow and arrow? I don't have any arms, you freakin' moron!
Caboose : That is what makes you so stealthy. This is going to be the best party ever.
Tucker : I'm gonna fuckin' die.
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Simmons : Andy, is that you?
Andy The Bomb : No, I'm the other talking bomb. Francis. Pleased to meet ya, dickheads!