Rumor Has It... (2005)

Shirley MacLaine: Katharine Richelieu

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• Katherine : [meeting Jeff]  You don't look like a lawyer...

  Jeff : You don't look like a Grandma.

  Katherine : You ARE a lawyer! Full of shit.

• Katherine : Come on in, I'll put on a pot of Bourbon.

• Katharine : Life is short, but marriage is long... so drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster.

• Katharine : [in the bathroom, after the door hits him Jeff in the face]  Jeff...

  Jeff : Yeah?

  Katharine : Go play with your dick.

• Katharine : You know, I still pick up the paper every day just to read your obituaries. I'm so thrilled that i'm not in it yet.

• Katherine : [after revealing a secret to Sarah]  You know, I really shouldn't drink this without a mixer.

• Katherine : [about Beau]  He's a horny old bastard!

• Katherine : [everyone is breaking down and crying]  Am I the only sane one here?

• Katherine : You'll find another man to screw things up with in no time.

• Sarah : Grandma, what is wrong with me?

  Katharine : There is nothing wrong with you. And don't call me Grandma.

• Katharine : If you don't wanna marry the guy, don't. If you do, do. If the marriage implodes, divorce. You haven't lived till you've been through one of those.

  Sarah : Well, thank you, Grandma.

  Katharine : Happy to help.