The Longest Yard (2005)
Bill Goldberg: Battle
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Deacon Moss : [Deacon and Battle pour Gatorade on Warden Hazen] Good game, sir!
Warden Hazen : That's a week in the hotbox!
Joey Battle : Who gives a shit!
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Joey Battle : Wow no bullshit! Real football, against the guards?
Coach Nate Scarborough : Full contact.
Joey Battle : Captain Knauer is the quarterback?
Caretaker : Yep.
Joey Battle : So I get to tackle him?
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : Yeah, you can either tackle him or you can hit him over the head with that *hammer*.
Joey Battle : [looks down at his crotch] I wanna hurt him, not kill him.
Caretaker : Lets get outta here before that thing bites someone!
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : Alright we'll see you and your pet iguana at practice.
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Joey Battle : Wow, no bullshit! Football, against the guards?
Coach Nate Scarborough : Yep, full contact.
Joey Battle : Captain Knauer is the quarterback?
Caretaker : Yep.
Joey Battle : So I get to tackle him?
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : Yeah, either that you can hit him over the head with that hammer.
Joey Battle : I wanna hurt him, not kill him.
Caretaker : Lets get outta here before that thing bites someone!
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Guard Lambert : [Walks in and yells] Everybody stand for the warden!
Warden Hazen : [Walks in and sees how fat Tony is] Anthony wow! You can sit down!
Joey Battle : Thank God!