- Audrey: You like my essence?
- Maynard Yates: Yeah, but it's nowhere near as good as the smell of your pussy.
- Harvey Schreiber: You ever hear of the Mexican crab? When you put a bunch of them in a barrel and one tries to escape, the rest will grab onto him and pull him back in. No one moves forward. No one gets out. That's celebrity, kid. That's LA.
- Gigi: Hey you, driving the car, what's your name?
- Maynard Yates: Maynard Yates.
- Gigi: Sounds like a poet's name.
- Freddie: Are you packing?
- Maynard Yates: Excuse me?
- Freddie: Do you have a gun?
- Maynard Yates: No.
- Freddie: Why didn't you wait in the car?
- Maynard Yates: Peter thinks I'm Mel Gibson.