- Will Jensen: We're looking for someone a little more dedicated, quite honestly.
- Danny Jensen: Someone who's willing to commit.
- Will Jensen: Right, and somebody that is willing to walk the path of righteousness with us. We're going to find someone that has some wicked moves...
- Danny Jensen: Oh yeah, I mean pipes.
- Will Jensen: ...Some bad mother vocal tricks, and some that most importantly, is in touch with the Divine, um, as we are. A Black guy would be awsome, right?
- Danny Jensen: Yeah!
- Will Jensen: There's only like 10 Black guys in Utah, but we'll find them.
- Kirby Laybourne: I'm so excited. I am going to be in a boy band. That's never happened to me before, unless you count Sunshine Generation, but that's a bigger group of kids; it wasn't just like three kids... like we're not really kids. We're men. Um... which is kind of funny. Why is it a boy band? We should be a man band. I'll bring that up with them later.
- Will Jensen: Welcome. Don't feel like, you know, you're outside of us, even though you are. Just, you know, welcome.
- Will Jensen: Shoot for the stars. That's what I say. If you shoot for the stars and you only end up in outer space, at least there you are.
- Will Jensen: Eighty percent of all communication is body language. If I were to do this
- [shrugs shoulders]
- Will Jensen: , that would probably mean to you, "I don't know... I don't know." If I were to touch someone's knee lovingly, it'd probably mean, "I care for you. And you mean a lot to me. Especially your knee." Moving my little finger, even, is something more inconsequent.
- [Moves finger]
- Will Jensen: "Hello, I'm the little finger. Look at me."
- Will Jensen: Number-one item is we believe that boy bands began with the Osmonds and not with the Jackson Five.
- Danny Jensen: Number two: We believe that boy-band members will be punished for their own tardiness by putting a dollar in the tardiness jar. OK? So bring some cash
- Will Jensen: Number three: We believe in having perfect pitch, being harmonically tight, and choreographically precise.
- Danny Jensen: Number four: We believe in the first principles of boy-band grooming are: First, keep your hair cut over the ears. Second, stay fashion-conscious. Third, never pierce or tattoo anything.
- Kirby Laybourne: I woun't do that.
- Danny Jensen: Anything.
- Kirby Laybourne: I wouldn't.
- Danny Jensen: And fourth, moisturize, moisturize, and Will?
- Will Jensen: Moisturize!
- Danny Jensen: That's right.