- Charity: Have you ever met people like these here in Longwinded?
- Tartan Jones: I like them, they're not afraid to be themselves.
- Charity: They should be, a little.
- Tartan Jones: What else did Bob tell you?
- Willie: Well, he said you had a funny name - 'Tart' or something.
- Tartan Jones: Tartan.
- Willie: Yeah, that's what he said - 'Tart or something.'