Hitch (I) (2005)
Adam LeFevre: Speed Dating Guy
Quotes
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Sara : Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy Vance?
Hitch : Wow. I don't believe this. That's your source?
Sara : You buried yourself, Alex.
Hitch : Then you weren't listening.
Sara : I heard every word. You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting...
Hitch : Into getting out of their own way, so great guys like Albert Brennaman have a fighting chance!
[host gestures for him to leave]
Hitch : Okay, no, no, no, no. I want everybody to take a good look at this right now. Because this, this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!
Speed Dating Guy : Sir, let's go, now.
Hitch : And Vance Munson is a pig! And I refused to work with him. You need to get your facts right. It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job... *had* a job!
[walks away]
Sara : Can you believe that guy?
Casey Sedgewick : Actually... I do.
Sara : [dejectedly] Me, too.