Ready When You Are Mr. McGill (2003 TV Movie)

Ben Whishaw: Bruno

Quotes 

• [Bruno delivers Phil's dinner to him in the catering bus] 

  Phil Parish : Bruno! You know cows?

  Bruno : Cows?

  Phil Parish : Yeah. Big things. Four legs - one in each corner. Stand in fields a lot and moo.

  Bruno : Yeah.

  Phil Parish : What they don't do is stand in fields a lot and *swim*. The things that swim are called fish.

  [holds up his plate] 

  Phil Parish : This, peabrain, is fish! Cows are a completely different kettle of... are completely different!

  Bruno : Yeah, they said what with it being an early lunch, they'd no time to do your steak.

  Phil Parish : Yeah, well, just in case you decide to go fishing and reel in a cow.

  [Bruno walks off] 

  Phil Parish : [to Roland]  It's one of those days.

  Roland : You want to try my job, mate. They're *all* "one of those days".