Adam Savage credited as playing...
- Adam: I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
- Adam: I think this is the strangest position I've ever been in on this show.
- Kari: [quietly] Notice how he qualifies it with "on this show".
- [discussing the lethality of paper-mache arrows]
- Adam: Just thinkin' this one through from a mechanical standpoint... I'd be totally pleased with two inches of penetration.
- Jamie: Generally, I prefer a little bit more.
- Jamie: [Jamie is holding a duck] Quack, damn you!
- Adam: He looks like he's trying to collect a loan from the duck. Duck loan collection agency!
- [in a mobster accent]
- Adam: We want to talk to you about some outstanding feed!
- Adam: If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating
- Scottie: Maybe it's a myth that methane is flammable.
- Adam: It's not a myth. We're just idiots.
- Adam: When a cameraman gives you a pat on the shoulder it must be really bad.
- Jamie: Adam doesn't know it yet but he's digging his own grave.
- Adam: What's that?
- Jamie: What?... Nothing!
- Adam: Well, hopefully that's our job, to strap rockets onto everything!
- Adam: [holding a floatation barrel] The only thing we're told we can't do is burn them, blow them up, or lose them!
- Salvatore: Has he watched the show?
- Adam: [Drops a pastrami sandwich on the floor and picks it up again] Whoop, I picked it up after like three seconds, would you eat it?
- Jamie: I wouldn't eat it just because you've handled it.
- Adam: Am I missing an eyebrow?
- Adam: [operating shark-punching Buster] Oh, my God! This is more fun than should be allowed.
- Adam: How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?
- Adam: [in cockney accent to a shotgun toting Jamie facing an oven door] Alright Jamie, here's your motivation: This oven door has run off with your wife, so you decide to gear-up and get even.
- Adam: [Holds a weather balloon] For science!
- [Releases the weather balloon and it floats away]
- Jamie: [Points to the weather balloon] It's going that way!
- [Adam laughs]
- Adam: You're a budding meteorologist Jamie!
- [Jamie laughs]
- Adam: We got a robot in the water, he's stuffed with tuna and it's just another day here at Mythbusters.
- Adam: This kills you!
- [points to a .30-06 bullet]
- Adam: This kills you and everyone else in the room!
- [points to a .50cal bullet]
- Jamie: I think this thing could hurt you. I think we're about to find out whether it will hurt you.
- Adam: All right, I'll go put on the suit.
- Narrator: What did I say about dressing up?
- Adam: [dancing in Redman suit] Yeah! You can shake your booty in this!