Chilly Beach (2003–2006)

Damon D'Oliveira: Constable Al

Quotes 

• Angelica : Would you like to have a romantic montage with me?

  Constable Al : Oh yes please!

• Constable Al : [gasps]  Lieutenant Wright! You are here from headquarters!

  Lieutenant Wright : Let me hear that gasp of surprise again.

  Constable Al : [gasp] 

  Lieutenant Wright : Well I suppose that will have to do. Although I'm not sure you leapt out of your chair with regulation shock.

• Constable Al : [reading a coupon]  Buy seventeen cans of beans, get the eighteenth for half price. Oh dear, if only I had been receiving that before purchasing those eighteen cans of beans.

• Dale McDonald : You know what you need? A girlfriend.

  Constable Al : Really? Oh my goodness gracious. Could romance be the one missing piece of my life for which I have been searching these twenty long minutes?

  Dale McDonald : Or a toboggan!

  Constable Al : But I would not even know where to be getting one.

  Dale McDonald : At the hardware store!

  Frank Shackleford : He's talking about a girlfriend!

  Dale McDonald : So am I! I almost got a date in the aisle where the toilet parts are.

• Constable Al : I do not make the rules, sir. I merely enjoy the power rush of enforcing them.