The Perfect Man (2005)

Vanessa Lengies: Amy Pearl

Quotes 

• Amy Pearl : I paid fifty dollars for mine, you?

  Holly Hamilton : Free, I pulled them out of a garbage can somewhere in Portland.

  Amy Pearl : You win.

• Holly Hamilton : Your uncle is a genius!

  Amy Pearl : It worked?

  Holly Hamilton : She was singing - happy songs! She NEVER sings happy songs!

  Amy Pearl : Yeah, neither do I, but don't send me flowers, ok? I like it that way.

• Amy Pearl : Hey you. Yeah, you. How much your kicks cost you?

  Holly Hamilton : What?

• Holly Hamilton : The River Bistro? What are we doing here? I can't even afford to pee in a place like this. Much less actually eat here.

  Amy Pearl : Relax, it's under control. My uncle's the owner.

  Holly Hamilton : [looks at Lance]  Him?

  Uncle Ben : [on the phone]  You've got to be kidding.

  Amy Pearl : No, him.

  Uncle Ben : [on the phone]  No you didn't do that, did you?

• Uncle Ben : [on the phone]  Why wouldn't she mad, huh? Well, there's only one thing you can do: flowers. And you can't go cheap, either. Nope. A dozen, long-stemmed.

  Amy Pearl : He knows about females.

  Lance : He knows more about females than I know about females.

  Uncle Ben : [on the phone]  In my opinion roses always work, always.

  Holly Hamilton : He doesn't actually believe that, does he?

• Amy Pearl : See you freak.

  [to Holly] 

  Amy Pearl : Hey, you're new here?

  Holly Hamilton : Yeah, how'd you know?

  Amy Pearl : Your skin.

  Holly Hamilton : My skin looks new?

  Amy Pearl : It looks virgin. No piercings, no tats. See, us Brooklyn Girls, we lose our skin virginity by fifth grade.

  Holly Hamilton : In fifth grade I was just learning long division.

• Amy Pearl : Together they look like the winners of a genetic lottery.