The Perfect Man (2005)

Mike O'Malley: Lenny Horton

Quotes 

• Jean Hamilton : [after Lenny gives her a yellow rose]  I love orchids. Thank you.

  Lenny : This is a rose.

  Jean Hamilton : Which I also love.

• Lenny : Hey, Holly, your mom said Saturday night is movie night. So, what do you say on me, you take Princess Zoe here, you guys go see "Bambi".

  Holly Hamilton : I'm not actually sure that "Bambi" is still in theatres. Which is such a shame, because I am just dying to take my seven year old little sister to a movie where the mom gets killed by the evil male hunter.

  Zoe Hamilton : I want to go see that.

• Lenny : Attention shoppers, need a quick pick me up? Why don't you head on over to our coffee corner and pick yourself up a half-calf-carmel machiato. But remember, coffee can be hot... it can have an intensity like you've never felt before... searing deep into your flesh... your tender... vulnerable... so easily hurt flesh. So, be sure to ask for a protective sleeve when you pick up your coffee... maybe ask for another one to slip over your heart. Thank you!

• Lenny : So are you free Saturday night?

  Jean Hamilton : What'd you have in mind?

  Lenny : Oh, nothing short of rocking your world, babe.

  Jean Hamilton : Well, my world doesn't rock that easy.

  Dolores : That's right, make him work for it, girlfriend!

• Jean Hamilton : Oh, wow. It's great.

  Lenny : Yeah, it's a nineteen eighty, Pontiac Trans Am two-door hardtop. Got the original paint, the original exhaust. I rebuilt the tranny, tweaked the mill. And as a matter of fact, I got... got some new passenger mats right here, so would you mind just taking your shoes off? Before you get in?

• Lenny : [after Jean gives him back his ring]  You want a bigger ring?

• Lenny : That's on account that you never had your world rocked by Lenny "The World-Rocker" Horton.

• Jean Hamilton : I'm Jean. This is my daughter, Holly.

  Lenny : Hey, how you doing, Holly?

  Holly Hamilton : Great, and I think we gotta go before you learn Step Two.

• Lenny : Oh wow, Jean, whoa. Great outfit! Damn, where'd you get that, who's-a-hottie.com?