QI (TV Series 2003– ) Poster

(2003– )

Alan Davies: Self - Panellist

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  • Stephen Fry : [holding his clenched left fist out in front of him]  If I've got a moth ball in this hand and a moth ball in that hand,

    [bringing out his right fist] 

    Stephen Fry : What have I got?

    Alan Davies : Two moth balls?

    Stephen Fry : A rather excited moth.

    Alan Davies : Sorry, I thought you were literally asking.

  • Alan Davies : [after his buzzer is a sexy woman's voice saying "Ahoy, hello sailor"]  Hang on, hang on, who was that?

    [pushes buzzer again] 

    Alan Davies : Hells bells.

  • Howard Goodall : The Quite Interesting thing about Bees is that they all died out in the First World War, they caught a bad cold, and we imported loads of Mexican Bees to keep the pollination going. So when they tell you that they're all native bees, they're not, actually.

    Alan Davies : Do the British National Party know about this?

    Howard Goodall : What, you mean the BEE NP?

    Alan Davies : The BEE NP, yes.

  • Alan Davies : Peter Cushing lives in Whitstable. I have seen him on his bicycle. I have seen him buying vegetables. Peter Cushing lives in Whitstable.

  • Stephen Fry : What does the moon smell of?

    Jo Brand : Is it Buzz Aldrin's dirty underpants?

    Stephen Fry : Well..

    Jo Brand : Face it, he probably buried some up there.

    Alan Davies : I buried my underpants in the back garden once, and in the morning they'd gone!

    Julian Clary : People advertise dirty underpants in the back of magazines.

    Stephen Fry : Well, not in the Spectator they don't! Is all I can say to that.

  • Alan Davies : Here we have a QI Elf! Educated to within an inch of his Life...

  • Alan Davies : Did you know, it's Quite Interesting...

    Stephen Fry : That's what we're here for!

    Alan Davies : Kiwi fruit uses up more than its own weight in jet fuel to get from New Zealand to Europe.

  • Stephen Fry : Who was the most famous person beaten at chess by a machine?

    Alan Davies : Jesus!

    Guest : "Jesus plays Chess" is the name of an Indie Band! Or it's going to be.

  • Alan Davies : The Porters, Ladies and Gentlemen!

  • Alan Davies : [Cruithne]  "Blue Moon I saw you STANDING ALONE!" Not with a Small Friend!

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