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(2003– )

Bill Bailey: Self - Panellist

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Bill Bailey in QI (2003) Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey, Alan Davies, Kit Hesketh-Harvey, and Eddie Izzard in QI (2003) Bill Bailey, Alan Davies, Colin Lane, Sandi Toksvig, and Desiree Burch in QI (2003) Bill Bailey, Alan Davies, Sandi Toksvig, Katherine Ryan, and Rhod Gilbert in QI (2003) Bill Bailey, Alan Davies, Jan Ravens, Sandi Toksvig, and Grayson Perry in QI (2003) Bill Bailey, Alan Davies, Phill Jupitus, Sandi Toksvig, and Claudia Winkleman in QI (2003)

Quotes 

  • Phill Jupitus : [during a round about the sinking of the Titanic]  Is it true that someone dressed as a lady to escape detection?

    Stephen Fry : Yes, apparently it is true because it was women and children first.

    Bill Bailey : [laughs]  I thought you said "someone dressed as a *baby*"

    Phill Jupitus : [putting on posh accent]  "Yes, goo-goo indeed. I have a lollipop and I have no control over my urinary functions. I am, in fact, an infant. And I know you think I'm Lord Albermal, but I am in fact a little baby. With a beard. Yes, goo-goo, gaa-gaa. And Madam, may I tell you I've been a very naughty baby."!

  • Bill Bailey : 'Tis the wisdom of the Rural Buddha!

    Sean Lock : The Dalai Farmer!

  • Carrie Fisher : I'm going to bleach your anus!

    Bill Bailey : [victory fist-pump] 

  • Bill Bailey : Gray and gray and gray and gray and gray and gray and gray. I can sing a Woodlouse, sing a Woodlouse...

  • Bill Bailey : Chairman of the Pedantic Association!

  • Bill Bailey : [arrowhead]  So this would be used by some early Hominid?

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