Radio Free Roscoe (2003–2006)
Kate Todd: Lily Randall, Shady Lane
Quotes
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Lily Randall : Audrey as if, Ray's one of my best friends; so of course I think he's funny, sweet and the way his hair curls over his ear... grrr... you're right I do like him.
Audrey : Don't tell me, tell Ray
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Lily Randall : What's a two-point conversion?
Travis Strong : I don't know, my family's not that religious...
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Lily Randall : Some of us are 'innies' and some of us are 'outties', but deep down, we're all really just bellybuttons.
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Lily Randall : [singing] It's hard to pick just one guy, when any one can make my day... but this girl's gotta make a decision... so the guy I pick is...
Lily Randall : This isn't working.
Lily Randall : [singing] It's hard to pick just one guy... when all that I have is... only one heart to give... so I'm giving it all to Tra... UHHh I don't know!
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Lily Randall : How come every time she says Rocks, I end up wanting to throw one at her?
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Robert 'Robbie' McGrath : You like the drummer dude?
Lily Randall : Yah, what's not to like?
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath : Well, for starters his name is The Drummer Dude.
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Travis Strong : Yeah, but sometimes there's such a thing as too much freedom.
Lily Randall : What? That's like saying there's too much AIR
Travis Strong : There is too much air... If you're a fish.
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Lily Randall : If you call me one more time... I will tell everyone that you played with a doll until we were six.
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath : It was a female action figure.
Lily Randall : With a Dream Home! Please!
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[Ray, trying to copy Lily's test]
Lily Randall : Ray they're not grading us on this.
Raymond 'Ray' Brennan : Sorry reflex.
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Lily Randall : [looking at her CD cover] Finally a good picture of me.
Travis Strong : Are you kidding? I've never seen a bad picture of you.
Lily Randall : That's 'cause you're not looking at my flaws. My arms are to skinny, my nose looks weird...
Travis Strong : Lily you're gorgeous.
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Lily Randall : This is Radio Free Roscoe... your one watt flamethrower of TRUTH!
