- Arne Nougatgren: So, Danny hasn't told you about me at all?
- Stewart Stardust: Not unless your name is Nikoline and you give one *hell* of a blowjob.
- [laughs]
- Arne Nougatgren: ...well, my name isn't Nikoline.
- Stewart Stardust: Child support? Isn't that money you get on the plane while on your way to Thailand?
- Arne Nougatgren: [Arne is coming out of Vivans bedroom, smoking] Stewart, this is not what it looks like.
- Stewart Stardust: You don't say? Because apparently it looks like you've just humped the love of my life
- Arne Nougatgren: Well, then... It is what it looks like.
- Stewart Stardust: [Danny is dressed up as Santa Claus and now he only needs his bag] Danny, get the old bag!
- Danny: Alright! Mom, dad want to talk to you!
- Igor: I am going to kill you in a very inventive way. I am going to pee in a paper cone, freeze it, remove the paper and stab you with my own ice-cold urine.
- Danny: Don't worry, dad, he's with me.
- Stewart Stardust: You don't say... that sounds unappealing, to put it mildly.