Strangers with Candy (2005)

Sarah Jessica Parker: Peggy Callas

Quotes 

• Jerri Blank : I'm Jerri Blank and my daddy's in a coma.

  Grief Counselor Peggy Callas : You know what, Jerri? I wish my daddy was in a coma. He's dead, Jerri. He was executed for war crimes, but for insurance purposes, we say he was eaten by wolves. Anyway, my point is, Jerri, somebody's always got it worse.

• Jerri Blank : Are you the grief counselor?

  Grief Counselor Peggy Callas : Oh, god, it never ends. Have a seat. I should tell you up front, each student gets ten minutes, that last student took fifteen, so you get five.

  Jerri Blank : Well, that's not fair!

  Grief Counselor Peggy Callas : Take it up with Les. He's the one that's frigid.