Monster Man (2003)

Justin Urich: Harley

Quotes 

• Harley : I'm the kind of guy who puts the "ick" in "dick".

• Harley : If a vehicle could take Viagra, a monster truck is what it would look like. I mean those giant tires make the truck look like it's got blue balls!

• Harley : I'm a corpse burrito, dude!

• Harley : [while sitting in a bar that's showing a monster truck competition on tv]  These fucking rednecks must have IQs the same number as the size of my underwear to watch this!

• Harley : I feel like we just played Drop The Soap with Godzilla, man!

• Sarah : [they run outside while a guy is screaming and getting run over by the monster truck]  What was that?

  Harley : It definitely wasn't Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick I'll tell you that!

• Harley : [sitting in a redneck bar]  For these hillbillies, putting on socks is the equivalent of wearing a 3 piece suit!

• Harley : Why did God invent shopping carts?

  Sarah : I don't know, why?

  Harley : To teach women how to walk on their hind legs!