Employee of the Month (2004)

Peter Jason: Bill Gartin

Quotes 

• David Walsh : You know this review process, it's... you have. I bet it's illegal. I could sue you.

  Mr. Gartin : Go ahead. You'll lose, because the best lawyer wins and mine are the best. They're Ivy League assholes and they'd wrap a lamp cord around a newborn baby's neck rather than lose to a schmuck like you. And I got deep pockets and all the time in the world and I never lose. Ask anyone who's tried me. Ask my old man. By the time I'm done with you, you'd be in some alley giving blowjobs to cab drivers for pocket change to get a cup of coffee because you're a loser, and that's what happens to losers. You're fired. Period. Deal with it.

• David Walsh : [pulling a gun on Mr. Gartin]  Tell me the world is a fair place.

  Mr. Gartin : It's not, and try to remember that while your ass bleeds as you're being passed from nigger to wop in the showers at San Quentin.

• Mr. Gartin : My grandfather built this bank on sweat and steel, not bullshit and nepotism. He put the bank first and so I do, too. Now, today is Thursday. Consider Friday your last day. You're fired.

  David Walsh : That means no bonus, no benefits?

  Mr. Gartin : No shit! I'd like to say I'm sorry, but I'm not.