Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! (2003 Video)
Pat Casey: Herman Schumacher
Quotes
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Zach : Yeah, dude, I'm getting married tomorrow! You don't know her.
Herman Schumacher : Why didn't you invite me to your wedding?
Zach : Susan hates you.
Herman Schumacher : We've never met.
Zach : That's 'cause she hates you.
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Herman Schumacher : So I was thinking we could go to a movie and then I know a nice little Italian restaurant.
Carrie Mirvis : I figured we'd just have sex.
Herman Schumacher : I understand.
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Herman Schumacher : I have a question. Why are we digging holes?
Herman's Boss : Because we work be BEC-Tech Global Systems Incorporated.
Herman Schumacher : I mean, are we going to put something in the holes?
Herman's Boss : If we fill in the holes they wouldn't be holes anymore. Enough of this chit chat. We just got big order for holes this month.
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Damon : If you ever want to see her again, you'll meet me in the backyard for a battle to the death, death, death, death...
Herman Schumacher : And if I kill you, you'll tell me where she is?
Damon : Agreed.
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Herman Schumacher : China? And you used my calling card?! You stupid monster!