Nikolaj Coster-Waldau credited as playing...
Dieter Prohl
- Dieter Prohl: I suppose, in a few thousand years, the English will evolve webbed feet.
- Peter Colt: Yes, just about the same time the first German evolves a sense of humor.
- Dieter Prohl: No, no, no. That's unfair. Many times I make you laugh.
- Peter Colt: No, I'm laughing at you, not with you.
- Dieter Prohl: Ha, ha.
- Peter Colt: Ajay Bhatt, ever heard of him?
- Dieter Prohl: Yeah, yeah, yeah - sitting over here.
- [points]
- Peter Colt: Oh, my God! Shouldn't he be off discovering masturbation somewhere?
- Dieter Prohl: I... have a new theory of our life of tennis.
- Peter Colt: Tell me.
- Dieter Prohl: Well, it's simple, really. You... hit the ball back over the net, as hard, and as deep... and as often as possible.
- Danny Oldham: Sorry to disturb you, Peter. The Members have invite you to use the number one dressing room.
- Peter Colt: Oh, no, thank you, Danny. I think I'd rather stay here.
- Danny Oldham: Right. That's what I told 'em you'd say.
- Dieter Prohl: Good luck, my friend.
- Dieter Prohl: Congratulations, my friend.
- Peter Colt: Thank you, but I think my countrymen hate me.
- Dieter Prohl: WHAT?
- Peter Colt: I just destroyed their best hopes of winning a championship.
- Dieter Prohl: Ah ridiculous, everyone loves a winner.
- Peter Colt: Everybody but the Brits!