The Last Shot (2004)
Matthew Broderick: Steven Schats
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Quotes
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Steven Schats : Your wife did the hair on Jaws? That's one of my favorite movies.
Joe Devine : Mine, too.
Steven Schats : Did it bother her that Quint always wore a hat?
Joe Devine : Well, they had some words, yeah.
Steven Schats : That is so ironic. She worked on Jaws, and then she drowns in a Jacuzzi.
Joe Devine : I never really thought of it that way before.
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Joe Devine : Have you actually seen a person die, watched them bleed to death, seen them take their last breath? I've seen that... many times.
Steven Schats : Why have you seen that?
Joe Devine : I used to produce music videos.
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Lonnie Bosco : Where's the meeting?
Steven Schats : Musso & Frank's.
Lonnie Bosco : You're in luck! I got a blow job at Musso & Frank's.
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Joe Devine : Steven, my name isn't Diamond. It's Wells.
Steven Schats : Wells? I thought it was Diamond.
Joe Devine : No. Joe Wells. That's my name.
Steven Schats : But you said it was Diamond.
Joe Devine : No, it's Wells. It's always been Wells. It's a common mistake.
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Valerie Weston : I'm gonna go home, Steven. That's right. I'm serious. Because of you, I'm gonna get gangbanged, Steven. Gangbanged in Woodland Hills.
Steven Schats : A lot of great actresses started out in porn.
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Joe Devine : Hello, Steven. My wife didn't drown in a Jacuzzi. Sasha was my dog's name, and she killed herself because I was never home. My real name is Joe Devine.
Steven Schats : Yeah, I know who you are. I saw the movie. And, by the way, I thought Tom Berenger captured you beautifully.