A Cinderella Story (2004)
Julie Gonzalo: Shelby
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Quotes
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Shelby : [after seeing Sam walk down the stairs at the halloween ball] Love her dress. Hate her.
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Shelby : [Shelby and her friends are looking at the menu, looking what they want to eat] Why do I have the feeling that I won't be able to get a Zone Meal here?
Madison : I already ate.
David : Madison, laxatives don't qualify as a food group. Surprised you didn't know that.
Shelby : [to David] Stop it!
[sees Sam coming toward them]
Shelby : Well! If it isn't Diner Girl!
Sam : [reluctantly taking Shelby's order] What can I get you guys?
Shelby : What can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs, and is fat free?
Sam : Water.
Ryan : [Shelby smirks at Sam nastily, as the boys laugh] Water? Feisty!
Madison : [Madison looks at Sam, confused] Was that supposed to be a joke?
Austin : [chuckling] It was funny!
Shelby : [smirks at Sam and orders her drink] I'll have a Voss.
Sam : [looking at Shelby, confused] Excuse me?
Caitlyn : [scoffing at Sam] It's water. From Norway?
Shelby : [to her friends and Austin's friends laughing] She's the worst!
[scoffs]
Shelby : [to Shelby] Sorry, we only have water from the Valley.
Shelby : Oh. Well, then I'll have an iced tea.
David : [Sam jots it down on the notepad] Make that two!
[to Sam, as a joke]
David : And you know, I'm still waiting on that breakfast burrito, Diner Girl!
Madison : [Shelby's friends and Austin's friends laugh at Sam as she gets the drinks. Madison shoos her away] See ya!
Shelby : [about Sam] She is *so* not getting a tip!
Austin : [turning to Shelby] Shelby, we really need to talk... privately.
Shelby : Anything you say to me, you can say in front of my peeps.
[Madison and Caitlyn, as well as Ryan and David lean forward to hear what Austin has to say]
Austin : Okay.
[Shelby looks at Austin]
Austin : I want to break up.
Shelby : [shocked at the fact Austin is dumping her] What?
David : [about the breakup] Ouch!
Caitlyn : [Madison is shocked] That was harsh!
Shelby : [to Austin, asking why he dumped her] Are you in love with somebody else?
Austin : [smiling] I think so!
Caitlyn : [to Austin] No way!
Ryan : [to Austin] What? Who, bro?
Austin : [to Ryan] I don't know.
[to Shelby, with the "Just friends" speech]
Austin : But we can still be...
Shelby : [points her finger at Austin, warning him not to say it] *Don't* say the word "friends"! Now, fortunate for you, I'm gonna... overlook this mental breakdown of yours. Look, just chill out, we're gonna get ready for the dance, and; I'll see you there. Hmm?
[Shelby and her friends leave the table]
Ryan : [to Shelby and her friends] Later. Late!
David : [amazed he did that to Shelby] That went well, bro!
Ryan : No, she took it well!
Austin : Good looking out.
David : [Austin and his friends leave the table. David says to Sam] Later, Diner Girl!
Ryan : [to Sam] Too late!
Sam : [Austin is about to give Sam a tip, but she dismisses it as she comes back with the drinks] Oh, don't worry about it.
Rhonda : [Sam comes back to Rhonda and puts the iced teas on the bench]
[Rhonda refers to Shelby and her friends]
Rhonda : You know, those kids remind me of why I used to fight in school.
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[the stepsisters are pretending to cry and make Shelby and her friends think that Cinderella hurt them]
Gabriella : And then, she told us that...
[sniffs]
Gabriella : ... she was going to try and steal Austin away from you if that was the last thing she did.
Brianna : Our stepsister has always been jealous of you!
[blows her nose loudly]
Shelby : [impatiently] Go on.
Gabriella : Well, that's when she came up with this whole "Cinderella plot". She got a hold of Austin's e-mail address, and that's when she started the whole affair
Brianna : We wanted to tell you sooner, but she threatened to kill us. She's such a monster!
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Shelby : [to Austin about Sam] People like her don't belong in our world, Austin.
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David : [at the Halloween party, David is trying to hit on Shelby, after Austin dumped her] 'Sup girl?
Shelby : [cringing] What are you supposed to be?
David : A Three Musketeer.
Shelby : You don't look like a candy bar!
David : Right. Look, now that you and Austin are toast, OK, why don't *we* have our *own* little party?
Shelby : [disgusted] Ewww! Back off, David!
David : [trying to push Shelby into kissing her] Come on, Shelby! I know you like me!
Shelby : [Shelby is being pushed by David] No, stop it! No! No, stop it! *Stop*!
Carter : [Carter as Zorro, pushes in between Shelby, trying to stop David] The lady said, "Stop"!
David : [to Carter] Oh yeah?
Carter : Yeah!
David : [takes Carter's costume sword] Gimme that!
[snapping the sword in half as Carter mutters "Oh God!"]
David : I think I just saw your life flash before your eyes!
Carter : [going past Shelby, trying to run away] Oh yeah? Well, did you see the part where I run away?
[throws the sword at David, then climbs on top of the stage railing, flips his Zorro hat, whips his hat then jumps down. Pause]
Carter : That was awesome!
David : [to Carter from distance] Oh, you're dead, Taco Boy!
Carter : [Carter flips his hat to two girls] Ladies.
David : [chasing Carter] You're MINE!
Carter : [saying to several people trying to get them out of the way] Move over please!
David : [David has cornered Carter at the bar] Whoo-whoo! It's over dude!
Carter : Oh yeah?
Carter : Yeah!
Carter : Well I hate to tell you this, "dude"; but I starred in Pirates of Penzance three summers in a row!
David : Oh yeah?
Carter : [preparing to open the bar door] Say hello to Act 2, Scene 1!
[Carter opens the door, with Shelby running toward Carter, her new hero; as a pumpkin flies through the air and lands on top of his head. Shelby whispers to Carter in his ear and Carter smiles and nods]
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Madison : [noticing Carter's car lingering, and Sam and Carter hanging around] Eww!
[pointing to Shelby]
Madison : Stalkerazzi at 3 o'clock.
Shelby : [Shelby scoffs and then speaks through the megaphone] The White Zone is for cool people only.
[shaking her head]
Shelby : No geeks!
[Shelby winks at Sam and Carter as Caitlyn & Madison giggle to themselves]
David : [to Sam] Hey, uh, Diner Girl; can I get a breakfast burrito to go? Thank you.
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Shelby , Madison , Caitlyn : [Shelby, Madison and Caitlyn are walking through the school hallway, passing through all the students at school]
[to various students, in unison]
Shelby , Madison , Caitlyn : Move! Move! Move! Move!
Brianna : [Gabriella and Brianna see Shelby and her friends and say hi] Shelby! Hey!
Gabriella : [waving hi to Shelby] Hey sister-friend!
[Shelby waves hi to them but then rolls her eyes]
Shelby : [walking in the hallway] Remind me again why we tolerate them?
Madison : Because they gave you a Prada bag for your birthday.
Caitlyn : Ugh, try "Frada" bag! *Totally* fake!
[Shelby rolls her eyes in agreement]
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Shelby : [the North Valley cheerleaders put on a play for the pep rally; with Shelby as the narrator; exposing the truth about Sam's "Cinderella" identity] Thank you!
[Shelby narrates the story]
Shelby : "Once upon a time, there was a big, strong Fighting Frog."
[Brianna appears, as Austin, hopping like a frog on top of the cheerleaders]
Shelby : "He had a beautiful girlfriend, and his dad owned the biggest pond in all the land. But, he still wasn't happy."
[Caitlyn and Madison hold up the cue cards, and the crowd goes "Aww!". Shelby continues narrating]
Shelby : "If only he could find a princess, then she could kiss him, turn him into a prince and they would run away together."
[the cheerleaders carry in Gabriella, as "Cinderella" in her dress, and they put her down and the crowd starts laughing. Shelby continues narrating the story]
Shelby : "One night, after the slimy Frog ditches his super-hot, senior-poll, most popular girlfriend, he meets his princess."
Brianna : [as Austin, putting his hand out to Gabriella, as "Cinderella"] Your Highness!
[Gabriella does a silly bow, as "Cinderella" in her dress until her underwear shows, and the crowd laughs]
Shelby : [continues narrating] "Alas, it turns out, that not only did our Prince have a secret identity, but also had an online relationship with a pen-pal named "Princeton Girl"."
[the cheerleaders do a handstand, showing the wall between "Austin" and "Cinderella"]
Carter : [to Sam] This isn't good.
Brianna : [as Austin, texting on the phone] "Dear Princeton Girl, I can't wait til we finally get to meet. You're the only one who understands the real me."
[the crowd laughs in the background]
Brianna : "The man who doesn't want to play USC football. But who wants to be at Princeton, with you."
[the crowd continues laughing, with Shelby smirking, nastily]
Austin's Dad : [to Austin, about the impersonation] What are they talking about?
Austin : Nothing.
Gabriella : [as "Cinderella", texting back to "Austin"] "Dear Nomad, I want you to know who I am but, I'm scared!"
[Sam looks at her stepsisters, and the cheerleaders, horrified, embarrassed and upset]
Gabriella : "I'm scared that you'll reject me! And... I've never had a
[whispers]
Gabriella : real kiss before!"
[Caitlyn and Madison hold up the cue cards and the crowd goes "Aww!"]
Sam : [horrified and upset] I can't believe that they're reading my emails!
Carter : [to Sam] Sam, let's go!
Shelby : [continues narrating] But our princess had a secret too. She wasn't royalty at all,
[Gabriella comes onstage wearing a waitress outfit with roller-skates, and skating badly]
Shelby : but a geek, a loser; a servant girl.
[Gabriella roller-skates and lands into a pie, splattering herself on top of the cheerleaders with the crowd laughing loudly]
Austin's Dad : [to Austin] Any ideas about this?
[Austin shakes his head]
Shelby : [chuckling nastily to herself, and finishes narrating] And, who may you ask, is this impostor?
[motions to Sam, sticking her hand out]
Shelby : Give it up for the pretend princess, Diner Girl, Sam Montgomery!
[the crowd laughs really loudly, and starts chanting "Diner girl!" and continues chanting. Austin looks at Sam, horrified that he found out the truth about Sam]
Carter : [to an utterly embarrassed and humiliated Sam, in tears] Come on.
[Sam and Carter leave the pep rally; embarrassed and in tears, as the crowd continue chanting "Diner girl" with Shelby smirking victoriously]