- Basil Brush: If walls had ears...
- [camera pans to walls to show ears]
- Basil Brush: Ha ha ha ha ha! Boom! Boom!
- Voice Over Man: [when showing Basil's stint as a wrestler] The following part of the programme was found so inappropriate that we decided to show rabbits on a field until it was finished
- [cue to fight scene]
- Basil Brush: [Basil and Mr Stephen are in a Dojo where Basil is instructing Mr Stephen in self-defence] Empty your mind.
- Mr Stephen: Done.
- Basil Brush: That was quick.