Chappelle's Show (2003–2006)

Paul Mooney: Self, Negrodamus

Quotes 

• [Paul Mooney predicts the future as "Negrodamus"] 

  Audience Member : Negrodamus, will Arsenio Hall ever have a show again?

  Negrodamus : Yes. Arsenio Hall will have a new show called "Good Morning, Black America". It will be played at noon throughout the country.

• Paul Mooney : White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

• Audience Member : Negrodamus, why is President Bush convinced there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

  Negrodamus : Because he has the receipt.

• Man with Messed Up Teeth : How come us black people smoke so much weed?

  Paul Mooney : I got a question for you, nigga. What happened to your teeth?

• Audience Member : Negrodamus, why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?

  Negrodamus : White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Brian Gumbel look like Malcolm X.