Waiting... (I) (2005)

Kaitlin Doubleday: Amy

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Quotes 

• Monty : Women troubles Amy?

  Amy : I just don't understand what would compel a person to be such a bitch to a total stranger!

  Monty : Maybe she was abused when she was a child.

  Amy : Oh God, I fucking hope so.

• Serena : Have you talked to him about it?

  Amy : No, I'm playing hard to get.

  Serena : Oh, but haven't you slept with him like the past five nights?

  Amy : Well, not *real* hard to get.

• Serena : [to Monty]  The only real pleasure I ever got from having sex with you came from making fun of it later with my friends. Tell him, Amy.

  Amy : It's true, we laughed a lot at your expense.

  Serena : So you know how when your walking past a group of people, you hear them laughing, you sometimes get that paranoid self-conscious feeling? Maybe they're laughing about you when they're really not? Well, in your case, they really are.

  [blows kiss and walks away; long pause] 

  Monty : God, I love her.

• Natasha : Dean.

  Dean : What?

  Natasha : The old lady at Table 37 wants you to sing the birthday song for her grandson. His name is Timmy, and he's eight years old.

  Dean : [tosses a cake with Happy Birthday onto the counter from the box]  I need birthday singers!

  Monty : Come on, people! We need birthday singers!

  Naomi : Fuck.

  Dean : [the gang walk toward Table 37, clapping and cheering. Dean holds out the cake and brings it to the table, spotting Timmy]  There he is. There's the big winner.

  [sets the cake onto the table where Timmy is] 

  Monty : [excitedly]  Yeah!

  Dean : All right. Attention, guests! Today's a very special occasion. It's Timmy's eighth birthday! Big round of applause.

  [the guests cheer and applaud] 

  Dean : He's earned it. He's got his whole life ahead of him. The sky's the limit.

  Dean : [singing]  I don't know but I've been told.

  Monty , Amy , Naomi , Serena , Calvin : [singing]  Someone here is getting old!

  Dean : [singing, Timmy looks frightened]  Good news is dessert is free.

  Monty , Amy , Naomi , Serena , Calvin : [singing]  Bad news is we sing off-key!

  Dean : [singing]  Happy birthday...

  Dean , Monty , Amy , Naomi , Serena , Calvin : [point to Timmy, in unison]  TO YOU!

  [Timmy starts crying in embarrassment, the waiters applaud and cheer. One of them holds up Timmy's arm and waves it in the air] 

  Natasha : Look at the camera!

  [holding a camera] 

  Dean : Picture time.

  [the camera snaps and we're revealed the photograph of all the waiters and Timmy posed for the picture, Timmy still cries in the background as this happens] 

  Dean : All right. All right. Cry it off.