Waiting... (I) (2005)

David Koechner: Dan

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• Dan : We need to seize the day. Be enthusiastic.

  Floyd : [enthusiastically]  Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God I can't wait to quit this job!

• Dan : Ma'am, I don't doubt the steak was over-cooked, but did you have to eat it all before you complained about it?

• Dan : [catching the bus boys slacking]  Okay, Nicholas, Theodore. Boys. It doesn't take ten minutes to take out the trash. Now, if you don't get your asses out front and start doing some work, I'm going to fire you faster than you can say, 'Yo, MTV Raps.'

• Redneck : I should get a hat...

  Dan : Yes, sir.

  Redneck : And a key chain...

  Dan : Yes, sir.

  Redneck : And how about a couple of free sundaes?

  Dan : Yes, sir. I'll have Natasha take down your information and we'll have corporate headquarters send that right out.

  Redneck : What, are you gonna' to mail me a sundae? I want it now goddamnit!

• [to employees] 

  Dan : Oh, uh, push the fish, it's about to turn.

• Dan : This is an exploding offer!

• Dan : The difference between ordinary and extraordinary, is that little extra.

• Dan : Now I'm not gonna lie to you. The job comes with more responsibility, but it offers a lot more rewards.

  Dan : You get full medical, dental,two-weeks' paid vacation, and I might add a hefty pay increase. I do pretty well.

  Dean : Cool.

  Dan : It is cool. And let's not forget the power.

  Dean : Right.

  Dan : Control. You tell people to do things, and they have to do it, or they get in trouble.

  Dan : I mean, you're in the driver's seat here. Your finger's on the button. - Think about it.