Waiting... (I) (2005)
John Francis Daley: Mitch
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Quotes
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Mitch : [after being interrupted yet again, Mitch has had enough] Hey turn down the music for minute... Hey would you turn down the music?
Kid at Stereo : Dude, chill.
Mitch : Would you turn down the fucking music for a minute! Jesus!
[Mitch turns the power off on the stereo and turns to everyone]
Mitch : This is fucking bullshit! I have been here all goddamned day and you haven't let me say one thing! None of you!
Monty : Well, damn, Mitch, I...
Mitch : Oh, no, asshole! You shut the fuck up now. It's my turn to talk! You're all fucked in the head! All of you! I mean you.
[points at Naomi]
Mitch : Change your fuckin' tampon and have another drink you crazy, fuckin' bitch!
[Points at Dean]
Mitch : And you! "Waaahh, I don't know what to be when I grow up!" Join the fucking army or something! Goddamn.
[Points at Calvin]
Mitch : Oh, and you! You know what? You're too easy. And you.
[Points to Monty]
Mitch : FUCK YOU MONTY! Always gotta be right, with your little quips! We get it, man. You're fuckin' edgy and cool. Yeah! You're the coolest fuckin' guy at Shenaniganz! WHOOO! That's like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome! Oh and, oh, yeah. Why aren't you in jail? I mean what
[looks at Natasha]
Mitch : are you like 13, 14?
Monty : She's almost 18.
Mitch : You know what? Fuck this! You all suck. I quit.
[Goes to leave and gets to the door and turns around]
Mitch : Oh, and yeah. There is one more thing.
[Points at Floyd]
Mitch : You... You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant.
[Floyd looks around to see if Mitch is actually talking to him]
Mitch : And I hope you burn in hell.
Floyd : Me? What the fuck did I do to you, man? Seriously?
Raddimus : [Mitch pulls down his pants and everyone says "Oh shit!] The goat! The goat, you bastard!
Mitch : [Mitch pulls up his pants and opens the door and walks out] Fuckin' faggots.
Monty : That was the shit!
[he runs out after Mitch]
Monty : Mitch! Mitch! Stop please. Look, look. Stop, stop. Okay I am sorry, and I hearby swear my undying allegiance to you. You are the fucking man.
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Monty : [Standing in bathroom stall with his bare torso exposed] I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
Mitch : Yeah.
Monty : Well, listen. You can put that faggoty baby to bed right now. None of the guys that work here are gay.
[gets dressed]
Monty : I mean, I'll stick my finger up my ass every now and again when I'm feeling squirrely, but that's about the extent of it.
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Mitch : So you're the coolest guy at ShenaniganZ, big fucking deal! That's like being the smartest person with Down Syndrome!
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Naomi : You really want to know why?
Monty : Yes I really do.
Naomi : Ok Ill tell you why. Its because of THIS!
[jumps on the barstool and lifts her skirt]
Calvin , Mitch , Monty : OH! MY GOD!
Naomi : Yea! Bang! Pow! Pow! Pow!
Monty : Its so angry!
Naomi : [screeches and hisses like cat]
Calvin : Oh GOD does that thing have its shots? Put it away! Just put iy away!
Naomi : Dinner is served!
Calvin : Well its official, my penis is now just for show.
Monty : Mitch you picked a FUCKED up night to start working here.
