Girls Will Be Girls (2003)

Jack Plotnick: Evie

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Quotes 

• Evie : Coco, I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage.

• Stevie : What have you ever done for me?

  Evie : Carried you to term for starters. Coco would have had you sucked out for a phone number.

• Evie : I admit my looks are starting to go.

  Coco : Starting to go? Evie, your looks are at home and in bed.

• Coco : Evie, have you ever been on morphine?

  Evie : Once, when I had my eyes done... then every day for ten years after that, why?

• Evie : What's wrong? Did my glass eye roll back?

• Evie : [to Varla]  I'm sorry to hear your mother off'd herself.

  Coco : Evie.

  Evie : Oh, I'm sorry: 'Passed herself away'.

• Evie : [about Varla]  Coco, she came by and she was a peach.

  Coco : Were you drunk?

  Evie : It was 12 noon... of course I was drunk.

• Evie : Then what is it?

  Stevie : You know what it is... that family of four that you ran down.

  Evie : It was a family of *six*, I only killed four... and who has a picnic in their own back yard?

• Coco : Evie, what do you think about the idea of having a dog in the house?

  Evie : [dragging on cigarette]  I'm sorry, have I been staring?

• Evie : My career was going like gangbusters until that family made me run them down.

• Evie : Coco... friends?

  Coco : Are you high?

  Evie : A little bit, yes.

• Coco : Evie. You were supposed to pick me up from the hospital.

  Evie : I know, honey, but I really needed the extra sleep.

• Evie : [pointing out houses to Coco]  June Allyson! You know, they offered me that Depends commercial. Lot of money, too. Just one little problem... I don't shit my pants!

• Evie : It's like stealing money for free.

  Coco : It *is* stealing money.

• [Marla pulls out a gun at Evie's party] 

  Evie : Stevie, shield mommy.

• Evie : It's huge.

• Evie : Hi, Jeff? You rammed into me today and I want seconds.

• Coco : Evie, Varla said she was sorry for what she did...

  Evie : I heard her.

  Coco : Well, don't you think you said some things you could apologize for?

  Evie : Like what?

  Coco : You said she was all binge and no purge.

  Evie : I did?

  [laughs] 

  Evie : That's funny.

• Jeff : [looking at Evie's wall photographs]  You knew Mary Tyler Moore?

  Evie : Very well. Funny story... she has diabetes.

• Evie : Nothing like the first puke of the day. Martini?

• Evie : The house looks nice.

  Coco : That's because we both were going to get up early to clean it. Remember?

  Evie : I thought I'd just be in the way.

  Coco : You were in the way. That's why I moved you to your bedroom.

• Stevie : Hi Varla. Pretty name for a pretty girl.

  Evie : It's also kind of a fat name, which works too.

• Evie : That guy who hit us slipped me his number.

  Stevie : He had to Mom, it's the law.

  Evie : Well did he have to flirt with me while we waited for the cops?

  Stevie : He said

  [consulting notes] 

  Stevie : 'Look the fuck where you're going, you drunk corpse.'

  Evie : It was more in his body language.

• Evie : So I said, why am I laughing? We're doing it doggy-style and your name is Barker!

• Michael : You know, it's always been my dream to sleep with a big movie star.

  Evie : Well, tonight may be the night your dream comes true.

  Michael : Why, who's coming?

• Coco : Your career was on hold ever since you killed that family of four.

  Evie : It was a family of six, I only killed four. I mean, who has a picnic is their backyard anyway?

• Evie : One drink? What's that?