- Spike: Could you give a dog a little warning? I'm trying to do my business here.
- Eliza Thornberry: Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Spike: You know, it's funny. For a minute there, I thought I actually heard you talking to me. You talking to me? Are you talking to me?
- Eliza Thornberry: Yeah, I can talk to animals. It's a long story.
- Spike: Hey, chimp boy. Will you stop worrying? I know all about cats with a capital K. Sit on a window sill, hack up a fur ball... Oh! That is very ferocious!
- Eliza Thornberry: Spike, this isn't your regular housecat.
- Spike: They all twitch their whiskers one whisker at a time, just like you and me.
- Stu Pickles: It's obvious... the first thing to do is build a signal fire.
- Drew Pickles: You know what else is obvious? You're an idiot.
- Eliza Thornberry: What happened?
- Debbie Thornberry: I was taking care of this island princess and...
- Eliza Thornberry: What's she doing in the bathysphere?
- Debbie Thornberry: [scoffs] I didn't say I was taking care of her *well*.
- Howard DeVille: You mean we're marooned? With no food? How soon before we all turn cannibal? I have to get out of here!
- Betty DeVille: Sooo... Swiss Family DeVille, he's not.
- Didi Pickles: We have to find something to eat. All I saved were a couple jars of baby food.
- Howard DeVille: [cheerfully] Who knew strained peas and apricots went so well together?
- Kira Finster: Ah! You ate the baby food?
- Howard DeVille: Babies don't need food. I have to keep my strength up for when you all try to throw me into the *soup pot*!
- Didi Pickles: He's delusional!
- Drew Pickles: [points angrily at Stu] This is all *your fault*!
- Stu Pickles: *My* fault?
- Charlotte Pickles: Whose idea was the Stu Cruise to Doom?
- Didi Pickles: Oh! I expect that from the Finsters or the DeVilles, but Charlotte!
- Drew Pickles: [gets right up in Stu's face] I knew this day was coming since you were in diapers!
- Kira Finster: I should have never left Paris!
- Debbie Thornberry: [suspiciously] You sure know an awful lot for an "island girl".
- Angelica Pickles: Well, see, a TV washed up on the beach one time, and the island king made the whole tribe watch it.
- Debbie Thornberry: [after a long pause] Cool!
- Howard DeVille: Well, I'm gonna use the seven kid-free days to re-shape my physique!
- Betty DeVille: It could happen. The earth was created in six.
- Howard DeVille: Captain Stu, I can't hold the wheel!
- Drew Pickles: Will you stop calling him Captain? He has no idea what he's doing!
- Stu Pickles: I do so! Does anybody know where the brakes are on this thing?
- Charlotte Pickles: [on the phone] Jonathan, why aren't you answering the phone? I need you to divert a tropical storm!
- Siri: I'm Siri, the clouded leopard.
- Spike: I'm Spike, the purebred mutt!
- Siri: [raises her claws to Spike] See these claws?
- Spike: [raises his butt and tail to Siri back] Sniff my butt!
- Eliza Thornberry: [scared and hesitantly] Spike, why'd you do that?
- Spike: I was being social!
- Darwin: [rolls his eyes] Of course, a simple handshake wouldn't do!
- Spike: Hey, Twitchy! I *do not* shake with cats, OK?
- Angelica Pickles: [Debbie and Angelica are chilling out on the beach, eating Oreo-type biscuits] These are much better than the cookies we got back at the grass hut, and I don't have to share with no dumb babies!
- [realising she almost blew her cover]
- Angelica Pickles: Uh, I mean, dumb baby savages!
- Debbie Thornberry: [raising her sunglasses up] Tell me about it! I have to share with a pigtailed weirdo, a jungle freak, and a monkey in a tank top!
- [Debbie drinks her soda, finished it and belches, then hands her empty glass to Angelica]
- Debbie Thornberry: Uh, refill?
- Angelica Pickles: Why do I have to get it?
- Debbie Thornberry: You said you wanted to learn how to be bossy, right? This is how you learn. Extra ice, two straws.
- [Angelica runs up to the Comvee to refill Debbie's drink]
- Debbie Thornberry: [to herself] I would trade the monkey for her any day!
- Nigel Thornberry: [climbing a mountain, searching high and low for the clouded leopard, but no sign of it] Not a hair, not a paw print, not even a dropping! Must keep my chin up. I'll find that cat, or my name's not Nigel Archibald Thornberry!
- Tommy Pickles: [cut to Tommy and the babies trying to find Nigel while in the jungle] I'll find that big nosed nature guy, or my name's not Tommy "Awfully Bald" Pickles!
- Stu Pickles: [a tsunami is bearing down on the boat] It's a forty-foot wall of water!
- Charles "Chas" Finster: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
- Betty DeVille: Everyone get below!
- Stu Pickles: Behold follow islanders! I, Stu Pickles, have build us a radio!
- Didi Pickles: Stu, who's watching the kids?
- Stu Pickles: Oh, Angelica said she'd take care of them.
- [the grownups gasp in terror and begin scrambling around, looking for their children]
- Kira Finster: Chuckie? Where are you?
- Didi Pickles: Oh, this is very strange. I feel like this has happened before.
- [Marianne Thornberry films oysters spewing water]
- Marianne Thornberry: Well, it's not a clouded leopard, but at least I'll have a film of something.
- [Donnie runs past with Howard chasing him]
- Marianne Thornberry: Donnie!
- [the grownups stop and see her filming]
- Marianne Thornberry: What? This is supposed to be a deserted island.
- Charlotte Pickles: Oh, thank heavens! We're part of an elaborate television stunt designed to humiliate us.
- Marianne Thornberry: Who are you?
- [They all begin talking at once]
- Marianne Thornberry: Hold it! My name is Marianne Thornberry. From the nature show?
- Didi Pickles: We're shipwrecked.
- Betty DeVille: Can you help us, Marianne?
- Marianne Thornberry: Of course. Our camp is nearby.
- [in an underground cave]
- Lil DeVille: Well, I guess we'll be living on this island from now on.
- Susie Carmichael: [growing sad] That means... I might not see my family again for a long time!
- [begins to cry]
- Phil DeVille: Uh, you gonna eat that waffle?
- Lil DeVille: Shh, Phillip! Susie's sad.
- Kimi Finster: I'm sad too. I want my mommy and daddy.
- Chuckie Finster: Me too!
- [they all cry; Tommy wades into the water]
- Tommy Pickles: I'm sorry, guys. I never should've brought you here. Angelica was right! I *am* just a backyard baby with a diapie full of dreams.
- [hangs his head]
- Susie Carmichael: No, you're not.
- [touches Tommy's shoulder]
- Susie Carmichael: Tommy, you took us through the drain forest all by yourself!
- Kimi Finster: And lead us up the side of the mountain!
- Lil DeVille: And you found-ed Nigel Strawberry!
- Chuckie Finster: And you saved me from a giant kitty cat!
- Phil DeVille: Oh, you got lots more than just dreams in your diapie, Tommy!
- [Kimi and Lil look to him; he shrugs and grins]
- Tommy Pickles: [wipes away a tear and smiles] Thanks, guys.
- Stu Pickles: You're all gonna blindly follow Betty just because she drew a circle in the sand?
- Charles "Chas" Finster, Howard DeVille, Didi Pickles, Charlotte Pickles, Drew Pickles, Kira Finster: Yes!
- Betty DeVille: Thank you.
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [goes to open the cellar door] Well, this is how we came in.
- [Charlotte's eyes widen in horror]
- Betty DeVille, Didi Pickles, Charlotte Pickles, Stu Pickles, Drew Pickles, Kira Finster: *NO*!
- [water gushes in; everybody panics]
- Didi Pickles: Kids!
- [they grab the babies as the water rapidly rises]
- Kira Finster: Kimi! Chuckie! Hold on to me!
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Why didn't anybody stop me?
- Didi Pickles: Who's that little cannibal boy?
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Those look an awful lot like Chuckie's sneakers.
- Howard DeVille: You ate the fish *and* Chuckie?
- Drew Pickles: Come on, guys! After him!
- [they chase Donnie]
- Stu Pickles: [reads a soggy map] We left here. We capsized here. I know *exactly* where we are. You see, we're on this tiny, little island called... Uninhabited.
- Didi Pickles: You mean, we're the only people here?
- Angelica Pickles: Cynthia overboard!
- [cries as Cynthia sinks into the sea]
- Angelica Pickles: No, no.
- Charlotte Pickles: [hugs her daughter] There, there, sweetheart. We all lost something today. Why, I lost my cellphone with 100 free minutes, and Daddy lost his favourite sun visor, and Uncle Stu lost all our respect.
- [everybody glares at Stu, who hangs his head; Tommy looks sadly up at his father; fade to black]
- [Nigel and the Rugrats are trapped in a mini sub on the ocean floor; Nigel is unconscious]
- Tommy Pickles: Oh, no! Nigel Strawberry! This calls for my "mergency" bottle!
- [squirts milk on Nigel's face, waking him up; Nigel's vision clears and he sees the Rugrats gathering around him]
- Nigel Thornberry: Well, hello, there! What have we here? Who are all you positively adorable children?
- Susie Carmichael: We're shipwrecked! We went all over the island, looking for you!
- Angelica Pickles: *I* saved all of you, but then Carmichael took the "scrubmarine"...
- Susie Carmichael: [sadly] We just wanna go home.
- Nigel Thornberry: [rubs Susie's chin] Oh, of course you do, young lady, and so we shall.
- [inspects the controls]
- Nigel Thornberry: Hmm, bit of a pickle. No fuel left, the radar appears to be knocked out, which means I have no idea where we are, and we're almost out of oxygen.
- Angelica Pickles: [sits down in the pilot seat and crosses her arms] I'm bored!
- Nigel Thornberry: Yes, there's that too.
- Stu Pickles: [his coconut radio squeals] It's getting a signal!
- Marianne Thornberry: I'm very impressed.
- Didi Pickles: Oh, Stu's an inventor. Runs an ad in the shop-and-buy.
- [Spike barks as he approaches with Eliza, Darwin and Debbie]
- Marianne Thornberry: Girls! Have you seen some children?
- Debbie Thornberry: Just a bossy three-year-old who has delusions of being a princess.
- Charlotte Pickles: Angelica!
- Angelica Pickles: [over radio] I'm the boss of this bathy thing!
- Debbie Thornberry: [points to the radio] That's her!
- Susie Carmichael: [over radio] We haven't moved a bit, Angelica.
- Didi Pickles: That's Susie!
- Debbie Thornberry: She must have turned on the radio in the bathysphere!
- Marianne Thornberry: A *three-year-old's* driving the *bathysphere*?
- Betty DeVille: What the heck?
- [the parents surrounded Debbie and Eliza, frantically shouting questions]
- Marianne Thornberry: OK, OK, it's no problem! We can track them by radar from the Comvee.
- Debbie Thornberry: Yeah, except... I sunk the Comvee.
- Marianne Thornberry: You *what*?
- Susie Carmichael: I'm beginning to think you took this scrub-marine without permission, Angelica!
- Angelica Pickles: Oh, you think you're such a know-it-all, Carmichael!
- [Eliza, Spike and Darwin are searching for the Rugrats]
- Eliza Thornberry: Babies! Tommy! Susie!
- Spike: Oh, my dogness! What if I never feel their sticky, jammy fingers poking in my ears again? What if I never find a floating diaper in my doggy bowl? What if I--?
- Darwin: [yanks Spike's tail] Spike, snap out of it!
- Spike: [slaps himself in the face] Right! Right, right, right. Not helping, not helping.
- Charles "Chas" Finster: I can't believe you did this without consulting us, Stu! Look at poor Kira! This was supposed to be our honeymoon.
- [a seasick Kira vomits over the side of the boat; Didi pats her back]
- Stu Pickles: Sorry, Chas. And here I was, hoping you'd be my first mate.
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Me? Really?
- Drew Pickles: Snap out of it, Gilligan! At the next port, we're getting off this rinky-dink tub and getting on the Lipschitz Cruise!
- [Stu sadly walks away from the wheel; Drew turns it; Charlotte pulls a lever]
- Stu Pickles: Don't you see? If we were on a cruise right now, we wouldn't be together! We'd be split up between the pools, the spas and the mile-long buffets.
- Charlotte Pickles: [gasps and pushes Stu aside] We're missing Canadian Bacon Tuesday!
- Charlotte Pickles: Oh, can't this bait trap go any faster?
- Angelica Pickles: Babies, listen up! We're stucked on a topical island that don't gots no people on it!
- Kimi Finster: But *we're* here, Angelica.
- Angelica Pickles: I mean people who matter!
- Marianne Thornberry: I can't get a signal! We've got to try to reach them on your coconut!
- Stu Pickles: Hello! Calling Angelica!
- [shakes the radio]
- Angelica Pickles: [over radio] She really *did* give me cream soda!
- Drew Pickles: [grabs the radio] Angelica! Susie! Can you hear me?
- Susie Carmichael: [over radio] ... without permission, Angelica!
- Charlotte Pickles: Angelica, stop fighting right now and listen to your father!
- Angelica Pickles: [over radio] Sorry, Mommy.
- Angelica Pickles: Pickles!
- [Tommy gasps; Angelica smiles]
- Angelica Pickles: You might grow up to be just like Nigel Strawberry after all.
- Tommy Pickles: Thanks, Angelica, but I think I'll grow up to be just like my daddy.
- [the adults gather around Stu, thanking and forgiving him]
- Drew Pickles: [pats Stu's shoulder] Well, bro, I gotta hand it to you.
- Charles "Chas" Finster: I'm proud of you, Stu.
- Howard DeVille: Thanks, Stu.
- Stu Pickles: Everyone all set?
- Didi Pickles: I think we should all thank my husband Stu for arranging this wonderful getaway.
- Stu Pickles: No. You can thank me by having the time of your lives.
- Stu Pickles: All I wanted was to have a little adventure, and now everyone and my brother is blaming me for this mess.