Romy and Michele: In the Beginning (2005 TV Movie)
Katherine Heigl: Romy White
Quotes
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Iowa Tourist : [he thinks they are hookers by how they are dressed] Here, girls.
[he hands them a dollar for a soda]
Iowa Tourist : I will pray for God to lead you to a better life.
Michele Weinberger : Thanks. Wow, people in LA are just so nice.
Police Officer : LAPD. You're under arrest.
[she pushes them up against the soda machines]
Police Officer : Hands against the machines.
Michele Weinberger : Under arrest for what?
Police Officer : Solicitation.
Romy White : What? We even haven't had sex... in like months.
[the officer frisks Romy in a very personal spot]
Romy White : Where *exactly* do you think I'm hiding a gun?
Police Officer : [the officer goes to Michele next] C'mon spread 'em.
Michele Weinberger : This is all a really big mistake.
Police Officer : Oh, yeah? That's for the judge to decide. Once money changes hands, you ladies have earned yourself a trip downtown.
Michele Weinberger : Money? You mean this dollar? He gave this to us to buy a tab with!
Police Officer : Uh-huh.
Romy White : It's true! What do you think she's gonna do for a dollar? Lick his neck?
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Romy White : These shoes are proof. Proof that God loves us and wants us to have nice things.
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Romy White : Why am I the only one who sees how great I am?
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[standing in a movie theater line on a hot summer day]
Romy White : We have got to get to L.A. How much money do we have now?
Michele Weinberger : Umm, like $68.
Romy White : What? In three more years we saved up eight more dollars?
Michele Weinberger : We're never gonna get to L.A.
Romy White : If I had know we'd waste so much time, we could have gone to college.
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[Romy and Michele walk down a Los Angeles sidewalk both dressed like Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman"]
Michele Weinberger : No wonder all the stars live here.
Romy White : Oh, I know. It's so exciting. It's like 9:00 and look at all the people in the streets.
Michele Weinberger : And none of them are wearing spurs.
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Michele Weinberger : Romy, what's karma?
Romy White : Oh, it's this Middle Eastern religious thingy that the Indians with the dots believe in.
[Points to her forehead]