Club Dread (2004)
Jordan Ladd: Penelope
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Quotes
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Juan Castillo : [reading Penelope's name-tag] Oh, that is a beautiful name. Peen-a-lope. Peen-a-lope. It's breathtaking.
Penelope : [smiling at his mispronouncing her name] Um, thank you.
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Penelope : [lying on top of Juan, who is lying on the ground, and talking in a creepy soft voice] You have been very bad today, Juan.
Juan : What did I do?
Penelope : When you were supposed to be in the maze, you were eating watermelon.
Juan : [shocked] How did you know that?
Penelope : Because I see everything, Juan.
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Penelope : I go to Oral Roberts.
Juan Castillo : Oral Roberts? Is that like Anal Johnson? Because I have done that a few times. Or was it Dirty Sanchez? Yes. It was that.
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Penelope : [Juan and Penelope in bed together] I've never been to a place like this. I mean, it's just so free. Juan, I have spent my whole life in a gym.
[Penelope shows him a large photo of her in a gymnast outfit]
Penelope : I just wanted to party like everyone else.
Juan : Wait, wait, wait. You are a gymnast?
Penelope : Yeah.
Juan : [raising his eyes to heaven] Oh! Gracias!
