Johnny Depp: Jack Sparrow
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Will Turner : Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow : She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
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Jack Sparrow : This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!
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Will Turner : This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow : It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
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Mullroy : What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg : Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow : Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg : I said no lies.
Mullroy : I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg : If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow : Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
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Norrington : No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
[looks at Jack's sword]
Norrington : And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow : But you have heard of me.
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Will Turner : That's not true. I am not obsessed with treasure.
Jack Sparrow : Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
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Jack Sparrow : Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti : Parley?
Jack Sparrow : That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel : Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow : That would be the French.
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Jack Sparrow : Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
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Will Turner : You cheated.
Jack Sparrow : Pirate.
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Jack Sparrow : [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum.
Elizabeth : Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow : Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth : One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow : But why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth : Just wait captain Sparrow. You give it one hour, maybe two; keep a weather eye out and you will see white sails on that horizon.
[Jack momentarily considers shooting her with his single bullet he has been saving for ten years before stomping off]
Jack Sparrow : "Must have been terrible for you to be trapped here Jack. Must have been terrible for you." Well it bloody is now!
[Seeing Norrington's ship off shore, vindicating her plan]
Jack Sparrow : There'll be no living with her after this.
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Pintel : You're supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow : Am I not?
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Jack Sparrow : I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Man in Jail : The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack Sparrow : No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?
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Jack Sparrow : If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
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Barbossa : How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow : When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
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[last lines]
Jack Sparrow : Now... bring me that horizon.
[humming]
Jack Sparrow : "And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.
[snaps compass shut]
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Jack Sparrow : The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
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Jack Sparrow : [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack Sparrow : I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
[to Commodore Norrington]
Jack Sparrow : Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
[backs up and trips over ledge]
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Murtogg : This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow : I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
[Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy]
Jack Sparrow : Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg : Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow : It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg : Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Jack Sparrow : I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.
Mullroy : Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg : The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy : No, it's not.
Murtogg : Yes it is, I've seen it.
Mullroy : You've seen it?
Murtogg : Yes.
Mullroy : You haven't seen it.
Murtogg : Yes, I have.
Mullroy : You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg : No.
Mullroy : No.
Murtogg : But I have seen a ship with black sails.
[Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed]
Mullroy : Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?
Murtogg : [nods] No.
Mullroy : Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
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Jack Sparrow : [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner : I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow : You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner : I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.
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Jack Sparrow : A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
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Jack Sparrow : One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner : I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow : Oh good. No worries then.
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Jack Sparrow : I love this song. Really bad eggs. Ooh.
[falls]
Jack Sparrow : When I get the Pearl back, I'm gonna teach it to the whole crew, and we'll sing it all the time.
Elizabeth : And you'll be positively the most fearsome pirates in the Spanish Main.
Jack Sparrow : Not just the Spanish Main, love. The entire ocean. The entire wo'ld. Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom.
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Jack Sparrow : [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner : You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow : That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
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Jack Sparrow : Anamaria.
[Anamaria slaps Jack]
Will Turner : I suppose, you didn't deserve that one either?
Jack Sparrow : No, that one I deserved.
Anamaria : You stole my boat!
Jack Sparrow : Actually...
Anamaria : [Anamaria slaps Jack again]
Jack Sparrow : Borrowed... borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back.
Anamaria : But you didn't!
Jack Sparrow : You'll get another one.
Anamaria : I will.
Will Turner : A better one.
Jack Sparrow : A better one.
Will Turner : That one.
Jack Sparrow : What one?
Will Turner : [Will looks at the Interceptor]
Jack Sparrow : That one? Aye, that one. What say you to that?
The Crew : Aye!
Mr. Gibbs : No, it's frightful bad luck to have a woman aboard.
Jack Sparrow : It would be far worse not to have her.
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Jack Sparrow : Last time... I was here a grand total of three days, all right? Last time, the rum runners used this island as a cache, they came past and I was able to barter passage off. By the look of things, they've long been out of business. Probably have your bloody friend Norrington to thank for that.
Elizabeth : So that's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Jack Sparrow : Welcome to the Caribbean, love.
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[Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs : Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
Jack Sparrow : Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs : Aye, that'll about do it.
[Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs : Blast! I'm already awake!
Will Turner : That was for the smell.
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Barbossa : [talking to Will Turner] Who are you?
Jack Sparrow : No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.
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Will Turner : She goes free.
[points pistol at Barbossa]
Barbossa : What's in your head, boy?
Will Turner : She goes free!
Barbossa : You've only got one shot, and we can't die.
Jack Sparrow : [whispered to Will] Don't do anything stupid.
Will Turner : You can't. I can.
[points gun at himself]
Jack Sparrow : Like that.
Barbossa : Who are you?
Jack Sparrow : [to Barbossa] No one. He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though - eunuch.
Will Turner : My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins.
Ragetti : He's the spitting image of ol' Bootstrap Bill come back to haunt us.
Will Turner : On my word do as I say, or I'll pull this trigger and be lost to Davy Jones' Locker.
Barbossa : Name your terms, Mr. Turner.
Will Turner : Elizabeth goes free.
Barbossa : Yes, we know that one. Anything else?
Jack Sparrow : [points at himself] Me!
Will Turner : And the crew - the crew are not to be harmed.
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[duelling with Jack, Barbossa suddenly throws away his sword]
Barbossa : You can't beat me, Jack!
[In reply, Jack stabs him with his sword. Barbossa simply sighs, pulls the blade out of his body and stabs Jack with it. He smiles as Jack totters - but is shocked when a shaft of moonlight turns Jack into a cursed skeleton of his former self...]
Jack Sparrow : [examining his new form] That's interesting...
Jack Sparrow : [to Barbossa, an Aztec coin dancing on his fingers] I couldn't resist, mate...
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Will Turner : We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow : Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.
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[repeated line]
Jack Sparrow : Savvy?
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[talking to the pirates while he's in jail]
Jack Sparrow : Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
[pirate grabs Jack's throat to reveal a skeleton arm]
Jack Sparrow : So, there is a curse? That's interesting.
Koehler : You know nothing of hell.
Jack Sparrow : That's VERY interesting.
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Jack Sparrow : Stop blowing holes in my ship!
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Jack Sparrow : Move away.
Will Turner : No.
Jack Sparrow : Please move?
Will Turner : No. I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
Jack Sparrow : This shot was not meant for you.
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Barbossa : So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?
Jack Sparrow : Or you could surrender.
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Barbossa : So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?
Jack Sparrow : No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on *my* ship, and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?
Barbossa : But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need.
Jack Sparrow : Of the two of us, I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you.
[bites into an apple]
Jack Sparrow : Funny ol' world, i'n'it?
[offers him an apple]
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[the other prisoners are whistling and calling for the dog with the keys in his mouth]
Jack Sparrow : You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move.
Seedy Looking Prisoner : Well excuse me if we haven't resorted ourselves to the gallows just yet.
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Jack Sparrow : [upon seeing Elizabeth plunge into the ocean] Will you be saving her then?
Mullroy : I can't swim.
[Jack looks at Murtogg... no he won't do either]
Jack Sparrow : Pride of the King's navy you are. Do not lose these.
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Barbossa : Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow : You're welcome.
Barbossa : Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.
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[Jack sees Mr. Cotton's parot]
Jack Sparrow : Well! I'm actually feeling rather good about this. I think we all arrived at a very special place eh?
[Governor acts disgusted]
Jack Sparrow : Spiritually. Ecumenically. Grammatically.
[Walks over to Commondore]
Jack Sparrow : I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that.
[Turns to Elizabeth]
Jack Sparrow : Elizabeth. It would never have worked out between us, darling.
[Elizabeth looks confused]
Jack Sparrow : I'm sorry. Will. Nice hat.
[Will smiles]
Jack Sparrow : [Jack runs up to the edge of the balcony and turns to everybody] Friends! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that...
[Falls off balcony]
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Jack Sparrow : Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.
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[protesting Jack's arrest]
Elizabeth : Commodore, I really must protest. Pirate or not, this man saved my life.
Norrington : One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.
Jack Sparrow : Though it seems enough to condemn him.
Norrington : Indeed.
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Harbormaster : Hold up there, you. It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock... and I shall need to know your name.
Jack Sparrow : What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name.
Harbormaster : Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith.
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Will Turner : Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she'd go free!
Barbossa : Don't dare impugn me honor, boy! I agreed she go free, but it was you who failed to specify when or where. Though it does seem a shame to lose somethin' so fine, don't it, lads?
The Crew : Aye.
Barbossa : So I'll be havin' that dress back before ye go.
Jack Sparrow : I always liked you.
Bo'sun : Grr...
Elizabeth : Goes with your black heart.
Barbossa : Ooh, it's still warm.
The Crew : Off you go! Come on! Get on with it!
Bo'sun : Too long!
Jack Sparrow : I really rather hoped we were past all this.
Barbossa : Jack... Jack! Did you not notice? That be the same island we made you the governor of on our last little trip.
Jack Sparrow : I did notice.
Barbossa : Perhaps you'll conjure up another miraculous escape, but I doubt it. Off you go.
Jack Sparrow : The last time you left me a pistol with one shot.
Barbossa : By the powers, you're right. Where be Jack's pistol? Bring it forward.
Jack Sparrow : Seeing as there's two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols.
Barbossa : It'll be one pistol as before, and you can be the gentleman and shoot the lady; and starve to death yourself.
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[to Elizabeth]
Jack Sparrow : Where's the medallion?
Elizabeth : Wretch.
[attempts to slap him]
Jack Sparrow : [grabs her wrist] Ah, where is dear William?
Elizabeth : Will.
Will Turner : Elizabeth.
Jack Sparrow : Monkey!
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Jack Sparrow : You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.
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Jack Sparrow : That's the second time I've had to watch that man sail away with my ship.
Elizabeth : But you were marooned on this island before, weren't you? So we can escape in the same way you did then.
Jack Sparrow : To what point and purpose, young missy? The Black Pearl is gone and unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice - unlikely - young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him.
Elizabeth : But you're Captain Jack Sparrow. You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company. You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot. Are you the pirate I've read about or not? How did you escape last time?
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Mullroy : Hey, you. Get away from there. You don't have permission to be aboard there, mate.
Jack Sparrow : I'm sorry. It's just... it's such a pretty boat... ship.
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Will Turner : She goes free.
Barbossa : What's in your head, boy?
Will Turner : She goes free.
Barbossa : You've only got one shot and we can't die.
Jack Sparrow : Don't do anything stupid.
Will Turner : You can't.
[points gun at his own throat]
Will Turner : I can.
Jack Sparrow : Like that.
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Governor Swann : Hang him.
Norrington : Keep your guns on him, men. Gillette, fetch some irons.
[Pulls up Jack's sleeve]
Norrington : Well, well, well Jack Sparrow, isn't it?
Jack Sparrow : Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please sir.
Norrington : I don't see your ship, Captain.
Jack Sparrow : I'm in the market, as it were.
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Mullroy : Not breathing.
Jack Sparrow : Move.
[Jack slits the ties on Elizabeth's corset and rips it off, causing Elizabeth to regain consciousness, and spit out a lot of water]
Mullroy : Never would have though of that.
Jack Sparrow : Clearly you've never been to Singapore.
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Jack Sparrow : You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will Turner : I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.
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[the other pirates come upon Jack Sparrow in the cave]
Pintel : You? You're supposed to be dead.
Jack Sparrow : [Looks himself up and down] Am I not?
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Mr. Gibbs : Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner : He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs : Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner : What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow : [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow : From my back.
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Jack Sparrow : [to Will Turner] Now as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention.
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[the Black Pearl is gone]
Elizabeth : I'm sorry, Jack.
Jack Sparrow : [wistfully proud] They done what's right by them. Can't expect more than that.
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Jack Sparrow : I thought you were supposed to keep to the code.
Mr. Gibbs : We figured they were more actual guidelines.
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Barbossa : It's not possible!
Jack Sparrow : Not *probable*.
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Town Clerk : Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow : Captain... Captain Jack Sparrow.
Town Clerk : ...for your willful commission of crime against the crown. Those crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature...
Elizabeth : This is wrong...
Governor Swann : Commodore Norrington is bound by the law, as are we all.
Town Clerk : ...impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England...
Jack Sparrow : Oh yeah, heh heh
Town Clerk : ...arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. For these crimes you will be hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.
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Norrington : Mr. Sparrow, you will accompany these fine men to the helm and provide us with the bearing to Isla de Muerta. You will then spend the remainder of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase "silent as the grave". Do I make myself clear?
Jack Sparrow : Inescapably.
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Jack Sparrow : You, sailor.
Mr. Gibbs : Cotton, sir.
Jack Sparrow : Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
[pause]
Jack Sparrow : Mr. Cotton. Answer, man.
Mr. Gibbs : He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.
Jack Sparrow : Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.
Parrot : [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails.
Mr. Gibbs : Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'
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Elizabeth : You're despicable.
Jack Sparrow : Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square.
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[Barbossa leans in to slit Will's throat]
Jack Sparrow : You don't want to be doing that, mate.
Barbossa : No, I really think I do.
Jack Sparrow : Your funeral.
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Will Turner : I can get you out of here
Jack Sparrow : How's that... the key's run off.
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Jack Sparrow : ...and then they made me their chief.
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Jack Sparrow : What's your name?
Will Turner : Will Turner.
Jack Sparrow : That would be short for William, I imagine. Good strong name, no doubt named for your father, eh?
Will Turner : Yes.
Jack Sparrow : Well Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord?
[puts out his hand]
Will Turner : Agreed.
[they shake hands]
Jack Sparrow : Now, get me out of here!
[Will grabs chair and uses it to lift up the cell door and it crashes to floor]
Will Turner : Quick! Some would've heard that.
Jack Sparrow : Not without my effects.
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[as they are attempting to commandeer the Interceptor]
Jack Sparrow : Don't be alarmed, we're taking over the ship.
Will Turner : [lunges with his sword] AYE! AVAST!
[Jack stares at him as all the British sailors burst out laughing]
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Barbossa : I want 50 per cent of ye plunder.
Jack Sparrow : 15.
Barbossa : 40.
Jack Sparrow : 25.
Barbossa : [considering]
Jack Sparrow : And I'll buy you the hat. A really BIG one... Commodore.
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[after breaking Jack out of jail]
Will Turner : Hurry, someone would have heard that.
Jack Sparrow : Not without my effects.
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Lt. Gillette : This ship cannot be crewed by two men. You'll never make it out of the bay.
Jack Sparrow : Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
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Barbossa : I suppose in exchange, you want me not to kill the whelp.
Jack Sparrow : No, no, no. Not at all. By all means, kill the whelp.
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Norrington : One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.
Jack Sparrow : But it seems enough to condemn him.
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Elizabeth : You didn't tell them about the curse.
Jack Sparrow : I noticed neither did you. For the same reason, I expect.
Elizabeth : He wouldn't have risked it.
Jack Sparrow : Could have gotten him drunk. Oh, don't get me wrong, love. I admire a person who's willing to do whatever's necessary.
Elizabeth : You're a smart man, Jack. But I don't entirely trust you.
Jack Sparrow : Peas in a pod, darling.
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Jack Sparrow : Any man who falls behind, is left behind.
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Barbossa : [after Jack show up alive after leaving him on the island a second time] Its not possible
Jack Sparrow : Not Probable
Will Turner : Jack. Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow : She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for it just like you promised.
Jack Sparrow : [pauses and thinks] So we are all men of our word really. Except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman.
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[At gunpoint, Jack Sparrow forces Elizabeth Swann to reattach his sword and compass to his belt. She pulls the belt tight]
Jack Sparrow : Easy on the goods, darling.
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Jack Sparrow : Scarlet.
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow : I'm not sure I deserved that.
[a blond woman approaches]
Jack Sparrow : Giselle.
Giselle : Who was she?
Jack Sparrow : What?
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow : I may have deserved that.
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Jack Sparrow : Come on you filthy, slimy, mangy cur,
[dog slinks away]
Jack Sparrow : no no no no no no no I didn't mean, I didn...
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Mr. Gibbs : The kid's a bit of a stick, isn't he?
Jack Sparrow : You have no idea.
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Barbossa : And I suppose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp?
Jack Sparrow : No, no, no, by all means kill the whelp. Just not yet. Wait for the opportune moment.
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Jack Sparrow : [Will and Jack have just taken over the Interceptor after Norrington's men go onto the Dauntless] Thank you, Commodore, for getting us ready to make sail! We would have had a hard time of it by ourselves!
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Jack Sparrow : Apparently, there's a leak...
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Jack Sparrow : You think this wise, boy... crossing blades with a pirate?
Will Turner : You threatened Miss Swann.
Jack Sparrow : Only a little.
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Mr. Gibbs : We should drop canvas, sir.
Jack Sparrow : She can hold a bit longer.
Mr. Gibbs : What's in your head, Captain, that puts you in such a fine mood?
Jack Sparrow : We're catching up.
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Jack Sparrow : Ta Da Da Dam, Da Da Da Dam.
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[the Black Pearl is firing at Port Royal]
Jack Sparrow : I know those canons. It's the Pearl.
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Barbossa : Gents, you all remember Captain Jack Sparrow. Kill him.
Jack Sparrow : The girl's blood didn't work, did it?
Barbossa : [to the crew] Hold your fire!
Barbossa : You know whose blood we need.
Jack Sparrow : I know whose blood you need!
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Elizabeth : [sighs] "... Drink up me hearties, yo ho".
Jack Sparrow : What was that, Elizabeth?
Elizabeth : It's Miss Swann.
Jack Sparrow : Miss Swann.
Elizabeth : Nothing, it's just a song I learned as a child when I thought it would be fun to meet a real pirate.
Jack Sparrow : Let's hear it, then.
Elizabeth : No.
Jack Sparrow : Come on. We've got the time. Let's be having it.
Elizabeth : No. I'd need a lot more to drink.
Jack Sparrow : How much more?
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Jack Sparrow : Is there a problem between us, Miss Swann?
Elizabeth : You were going to tell Barbossa about Will in exchange for a ship.
Jack Sparrow : We could use a ship. But the truth is, I wasn't going to tell Barbossa about Will, as long as I had something to bargain with, which now nobody has, thanks to bloody stupid Will.
Elizabeth : Oh.
Jack Sparrow : [mockingly] Oh.
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Barbossa : I must admit, Jack: I thought I had you figured, but it turns out you're a hard man to predict.
Jack Sparrow : Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest; honestly... it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
[Jack knocks a pirate into the water, takes the pirate's sword and tosses it to Will Turner]
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Norrington : You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of!
Jack Sparrow : But you have heard of me.
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Will Turner : [1:02:12] I suppose you didn't deserve that one, either.
Jack Sparrow : No, that one I deserved
Anamaria : You stole my boat!
