Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989 TV Short)
Lorenzo Music: Garfield
Quotes
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Garfield : [voiceover] My first stop was the city morgue. As I walked up the stairs I saw my old adversary at the top of the steps. It was Lt. Washington.
Lt. Washington : Shpayed, what brings you down here? Trying to find a client?
Garfield : Sure, lieutenant. He's the one your blue-boys shot out back for jaywalking.
Lt. Washington : Watch it, Shpayed. I've still got your license under investigation.
Garfield : Oh, really? Then I know its safe for a while.
Lt. Washington : Shpayed, don't push me!
Garfield : Wouldn't dream of it, lieutenant. Have a nishe day.
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Garfield : Why someone would murder a 23-year-old college professor was beyond me. Maybe he delivered just one too many lectures on the Boxer Rebellion. Stranger things have happened in this town.
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Garfield : San Francisco's a beautiful city. Cable cars, fog rollin' off the bay, Chinatown, the Golden Gate Bridge, the wharf; gee, I wish I lived there.
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Burt Fleebish : Is there anything else you need, Sam?
Garfield : A clue, a motive and a murderer. Good night, Burt.
Burt Fleebish : Uh, Sam?
Garfield : Yeah, Burt?
Burt Fleebish : It's noon.
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Garfield : Here's lookin' at you, Sam. Play it again.