- [last lines]
- Luke Hartman: Listen, I wanted to thank you. I couldn't have done it without you.
- Tonto: That's true, you couldn't have. I'm not sure I couldn't have done it without you though.
- Luke Hartman: Oh, ho, ho. So that's how it's gonna be?
- Tonto: It sure is. You can ride with me though, Ranger.
- Luke Hartman: We still got more to do. You can ride with me, Kemosabe.
- Tonto: Oh yeah?
- Luke Hartman: Yeah.
- [tugging Silver's reigns]
- Luke Hartman: Ya!
- Luke Hartman: If I had a girl like that, I'd probably be flying at guys with sharp objects too. Right? Alright, maybe not. Luke. Luke Hartman.
- Tonto: I'm Tonto. And this is my sister, Alope.
- Luke Hartman: Your *sister*, Alope. Are you alright?
- Alope: [flashing a flirty smile] Quite alright.
- [Alope walks in on Luke Hartman bathing in a hot spring]
- Alope: You were asleep. That's good. You need the rest.
- Luke Hartman: Do you... want me to get out?
- Alope: The real question, I think, is do you want me to get in?
- Harmon Hartman: Damn, Kansas, you scared me.
- Kansas City Haas: Well, that's because your mama didn't raise no fool.
- Kansas City Haas: Now you're really going to pay!
- The Lone Ranger: I don't think so, Kansas City. My mama didn't raise no fool, remember? I was there at the massacre. And now I'm back.
- Alope: If Tonto says that we are in danger, I believe him. He doesn't lie.
- Tera: What about Luke Hartman?
- Alope: Do you really want him dead?
- Tera: If I say yes, and I let him die, you'll hate me. And if I say no, and I save him, then I'll have an open heart and you could love me. But I get him as a rival.
- Alope: You understand the situation perfectly.
- Luke Hartman: How about you? You wanna go for a ride too?
- Alope: Not tonight. Of course, if you decide to stick around here, I'm sure there would be plenty of trouble for you to get into.
- Luke Hartman: Really? Uh, Tonto. Maybe we should, uh, we should hang around here for a little.
- Tonto: No, we're going to town. This one doesn't need to get into any trouble. She IS trouble.